WTF!!!!!

[CosmicCanary]

Why are naked females required to sell tshirts and trousers?
This designer also has male models but they all seem to be fully dressed

Trigger link contains female nudity*

www.collinastrada.com/merch?category=clothing

I thought this was going to be someone trying to sell menswear by implying that it comes with a free model but nope, just a bunch of women in tshirts and hoodies with no pants on. Why?

Oh my fucking god that's grim

Even the clothed pictures are so so odd. They really went all out to have a eewwwniiqquueee branding huh?

Speechless...

Wtf?

Ergh

I regulary go to tescos in my hoodie and nothing else. When buying hoodies I need to see them on half naked women to ensure it is the look I am after.

This is her explanation of her reasoning...

officemagazine.net/collina-strada-strips-down-its-models-lift-others

Is this the "grandad's memory is going a bit and sometimes he goes to the shop in his pajamas" collection?

www.collinastrada.com/autumnwinter18/

And this time it's visible boobs for no reason.

She has shot herself in the foot. The emphasis will always be drawn to the fanjo, it’s human nature. The item of clothing will be an afterthought, if people are actually looking for clothing rather than going to the page to look at some fannys.

Designer thinks it’s funny and clean. Also looking for male models. I’ve never seen a pretty looking dick. (And I’ve seen a far few)

The naked person in the stocking is fucking creepy

Who thought any of this was a good idea?

"Please join our cult, we have naked depressed people."

That explaination is bollocks. The designer also does mens clothing yet they are not naked.

What she means is "I thought I would use naked women to sell my clothes as they are so shit I needed an edge to get noticed".

With ugly platform fuzzy slippers, and also what is going on with her shoulders and elbows?

They all look properly miserable. it doesn't inspire you to want to spend a decent chunk of change on that clobber.

. It is also looks so clean some people it takes a minute for them to realize she is nude.

No, it really doesn't. Shaved fanjo doesn't equate to 'clean'.
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I like to have a bit of humor in everything I do,*

Well, this is a fail then. Like many women, I have an excellent sense of humour - including being able to spot when something isn't funny.

She did it for the clicks. That's all. (It's what most of the internet seems to be for now, TBH)

The bloke in the long zippy black caftan looks like he could benefit from some antidepressants. Or maybe just a new job.

Is it just me or does hairless person with only a tshirt on have a preschooler on the beach vibe?

This is fucking depressing especially as it's a female designer. Why would anyone think this is necessary?

Jeans with grey cotton chaps over them. No wonder the model looks like he's regretting his life choices.

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Maybe she's trying to distract from the clothes. Which are awful!

When one hood just isn't enough.

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Not just you Errol

I can see why she's looking for male models willing to go bottomless too, having them wearing pants means there's nothing to distract from how hideous the clothes are.

What the fuck...