WTF!!!!!

[CosmicCanary]

Why are naked females required to sell tshirts and trousers?
This designer also has male models but they all seem to be fully dressed

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www.collinastrada.com/merch?category=clothing

Speechless

Publicity stunt which MIGHT have worked if she wasn't completely shit at designing clothes.

And the models all just look pissed off.

The chaps look as though they've just escaped from a cult or something.

At least they're allowed to wear pants though.

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doesn't that little hairless vulva look plasticky and weird?

you wanna be really brave lady? put a fucking massive bush like most actual women have on your website.

oh and the clothes......bloody hell

AAK

that picture though

medial clogs + white y fronts + badly cut white coat = new uniform for the royal college of surgeons?

You can see why all the models look miserable! There's photographic evidence that they were dressed like that and everything.

Hahaha I really want to spend $240 to look like this

www.collinastrada.com/merch/a-humpback-overall

Wait, is the name meant to suggest that these overalls will make you look like a giant aquatic mammal?

Oh my.

So waxed vulvas are "clean" are they.

They look like a child has got bored halfway through dressing Barbie.

Juells Do you get hookworms with that?

From the website About Us
"New York transplant, Hillary Taymour, is the mastermind behind Collina Strada holds an Associates degree in Product Development and a Bachelors degree in business management from The Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising. Hillary uses her presentation with Collina Strada as a platform to address issues that are important to her. She has presented eight collections at NYFW with Milk-Made and Pier 59 Studios featuring themes such as genderless fashion, a Black Lives Matter Movement casted presentation, a Terraform Mars show with an anti-Trump casting statement, a runway showpaying close attention to social media anxiety disorder, and a wedding to a models higher self. “We are in a crucial state of change right now and the more we [do, the more we] can impact others to take action.”

Super-rich person playing at being all woke, I'm guessing. If she needed to make a living she wouldn't be selling that shite.

OMG it's the real life Woke Jeans!

I like these trousers. They are more interesting than the usual boring trousers for women.

www.collinastrada.com/merch/humpback-pant-mauve-satin-lkne8

On the rest of it- no I am definitely not getting "a preschooler on the beach vibe" about it. The model looks nothing like a child. The photos are deliberately posed to be self aware but static, flat and lacking in emotion. They bear no resemblance to the natural , unself concious way a naked preschooler on a beach behaves or would look if caught in a photo.

I'm getting "a trying terribly hard to be outré" vibe but beyond that I'm not outraged by this.

They look like a child has got bored halfway through dressing Barbie.

Yes!

Quite a lot of posters here bang on about gender neutral / unisex clothing which usually just means dull clothes like men's jeans. These are from previous collections and, I would say are genuinely gender neutral. I could even at a pinch imagine myself wearing the first one.

Id rather be naked than wear any of those clothes.

That interview though! The woman talks nothing but absolute bollocks. This bit in particular, to explain the fanjos, is priceless:

"Why not? I find product shots stale and can even be confusing what product you are actually buying."

I mean, how many times have you tried to order a shirt from Boden and then a pair of pants turns up? It's just so confusing when the model is wearing more than one item of clothing. How do you know you're not ordering her hat or something? If I had a pound for every time...

FFS

What a complete crock of shite - in every sense.

AngryAttackKittens
OMG it's the real life Woke Jeans!

That site is so much worse than I was expecting the models all look utterly miserable (hangry?! Cold?!). If the men had their bollocks out I could consider it a statement but predictably it's the women only

Maybe we should give style & beauty a heads up?

doesn't that little hairless vulva look plasticky and weird?

Photoshopped out of existence.

Does one of the models have a red cross on her bits? Or have I finally lost my marbles?

Oh, how achingly cool

Yawn

Ugh this is weird. AND all the clothes look hideous, especially the 'mens' stuff.