I've written a song about gender

[EmpressOfSpartacus]

I thought I'd share.

To the tune of Glory, Glory Alleluia / John Brown's Body etc.

They say 'Let's all be equal' & 'We're going to be fair'
But it's fine to have mixed gender panels with only males in there
No vags, no XX chromosomes but no-one seems to care
Gender's all for men

You can't unsee it once you've seen it
Gender's all about the penis
Balls, prostate & XY
However they identify
Gender's all for men

Fill a room with females & you'll hear the yells of hate
Bigot, bully, transphobe, terf, they'll scream & they'll berate
But if everyone has got a cock
It seems that that's just great
Gender's all for men

You can't unsee it once you've seen it
Gender's all about the penis
Balls, prostate & XY
However they identify
Gender's all for men.

Agadoo would be hilarious, instead of a-ga-doo, it should be a-g-p.
pineapple=penis, it writes itself.

Someone linked to a song elsewhere recently- to the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it clap your hands' - 'if a person has a penis, he's a man' . I can't remember the rest of the (non repeat) words though.

The second is my fav. Joss has on twitter now with a hint of doxing

Empress those are bloody brilliant.
Brava! 👏🏼

Haha especially loved that second song! I went to a feminist meet up recently and one of the members said we should have a song, so thank you! 😀💜

Joss has on twitter now with a hint of doxing

So I saw. Joss thinks I'm Julia Long!

god these people are so fucking creepy

they need a hobby (other than onanism)

Definitely not Julia. I don't even identify as Julia on Fridays.

Never heard of Joss Prior, but find I'm blocked from the twitter account. Happens almost every time I try to follow a twitter link here.

What'd I do? Sob.

Log out of Twitter, then copy & paste the link & it should come up. I was quite surprised that I wasn't blocked.

Errol - this one?

It was inspired by that Fawcett Society meeting where the President of the Lib Dems said she'd be happy with an all male parliament, providing half of them identified as trans. And nobody on the panel had the guts to say otherwise.

Have you got a link to this please? Love the song!

Have you got a link to this please? Love the song!

Recording & transcript in this thread, plus accounts from people who were there.

Thank you everyone who loves the songs! Please feel free to sing & share! . I'm happy for them to be anonyomous.

That's the one, empress - I'd only seen the words not the montage!

Thank you

You're welcome, Kardashianlove.

Errol, I've heard Julia Long singing it but she said she wasn't the writer. It's a good one though.

That's the one, empress - I'd only seen the words not the montage!

I love the montage

Just seen this gem on Twitter.

That is GENIUS.

Love it!

I just wanted to say, if this thread vanishes at any point & anyone wants copies of the songs, do PM me.

So I saw. Joss thinks I'm Julia Long! a nice compliment

The non-man people is excellent - is Jarvis busy currently?

There's scope for a whole gc album here.