Monroe Bergdorf

[SirVixofVixHall]

MB has tweeted that Mumsnet is a “Radicalisation Portal “ . Isn’t that something off Dr Who ? Does that mean I get to go in the Tardis with David Tennant ? #everycloud

TMI, wich!! 😂

@SockNRolla

Welcome

Is it bad that i’m way more interested in the new lady doctor, despite being straight/married/middle aged/female/probably something else that Bergdorf thoroughly disapproves of?

From the mummies stuck on mumsnet
(Strictly middle class and so het)
An extreme radicalisation
Is sweeping through the nation.

Women taking up the battle
Through the form of ceaseless prattle
Saying thoughts that should be hidden
Pushing back rights over ridden

You may not define the genus
Linking manliness with penis
Likewise looking to your hoo ha
Thinking it describes who you are

Ladies, get back to your kitchens!
You must cease this fruitless bitching
You're the root of such a crisis
Better brainwashers than ISIS

So we have a portal?
My mind went straight to Minecraft, I have to admit. Perhaps it's an addition to the Nether World and the Ender World. Biology World, populated but the evil anacronyms we're not allowed to mention that like to spit facts at you.
Instead of killing the Ender dragon, the only way to escape is to defeat reality itself and you can go on and live in a world of make believe, identity politics and live on a diet of word salad.
Sorry, I'm getting carried away.
Facts are facts at the end of the day. Biology is real.

@SophoclesTheFox

😂😂😂😂😂

You can tell MB is an over privileged nonsense merchant as it’s all posturing. If MB cared about removing structural discrimination they’d be too busy to tweet this pap.

I run a network for people with a certain condition. There’s no policing people or arguing over language or any of this dramatic BS, we’re too busy trying to make a positive change.

Sophocles!

Step aside ladies, I've had plans for years now for David T to do a bit of sonic screw driving in my own portal of satan which lives in my knickers.

Sophocles that is brilliant!

Sophocles! 😂

Someone needs to tweet that to Munroe!

SophoclesTheFox wins the thread!

I really tried to work a portal in there but I couldn’t 😂

Thanks for the name change inspo MB

I agree that @SophoclesTheFox wins but I thought I was close with my golf reference 😀

Cigars - I'll crack on with mining us some obsidian

SocknRolla I love reading posts like yours. Welcome!

Sophocles

This thread is solid gold, well done all!

On a serious note though, is Munroe having a bitch at white people again?

Oddly enough, I do believe that MB's own mother is a middle class white women. I wonder if she's on here...

So my AIBU thread is bombing...

If you want to raise awareness of an incredible female athlete please post

Tbh we should be talking about this far more than Berk Off.

Nicky Spinks - Fell Runner should be nominated for BBC SPOTY [Edited by MNHQ to correct typo]http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3302614-Nicky-Spinks-Fell-Runner-should-be-nominated-for-BBC-SPOTY-Edited-by-MNHQ-to-correct-typo

... You have dealt us such a mortal
Blow discussing through your portal
All your bigoted support for natal women saying 'no'

Does this mean we can make ‘your mother’ jokes at MB whenever she mentions middleagedwhitemumsnetters?

Wait, where is that Tardis emoji?! #want

What happens to men when they stumble through our portal? Do they get lost in the transwarp conduit's slipstream, never to be seen again?

MEN? HELLO? Are you out there somewhere?

I think the Midnight Misogynist rules in that world between worlds.

LangC just made me lol in public.