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Monroe Bergdorf

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SirVixofVixHall · 10/07/2018 18:01

MB has tweeted that Mumsnet is a “Radicalisation Portal “ . Isn’t that something off Dr Who ? Does that mean I get to go in the Tardis with David Tennant ? #everycloud

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SirVixofVixHall · 10/07/2018 22:11

Tardis emoji !!!! We really need one ..🕋 this is the closest I can find. I have no idea what it is.

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TallulahWaitingInTheRain · 10/07/2018 22:11
Tardis
LangCleg · 10/07/2018 22:12

(Oh fuck. Look, I like a pun as much as the next sister, but that was an accident. Completely unintended. I'll get my coat.)

LangCleg · 10/07/2018 22:13

(I was just thinking random portals.)

TheFemaleGaze · 10/07/2018 22:14

Christ, I have neither the money for a nip and tuck for my old, white, striated mum body or for the tuition for an expensive boarding school... Perhaps the Mumsnet portal will work a miracle? I'll take Capaldi as a pleasant side effect, please

FloralBunting · 10/07/2018 22:17

SirVix, I think that's the Kaaba, actually, which is a Muslim holy site.

Portals are Minecraft here, but also Lego Dimensions. Doctor Who has the Time Vortex...

/geek

terryleather · 10/07/2018 22:18

SirVix That emoji looks like it's the Kaaba that is walked around at Mecca...?

terryleather · 10/07/2018 22:19

Oops cross post!

BeyondRadicalisationPortal · 10/07/2018 22:19

It could also pass for one of those obsidian blocks I need to make my nether portal?

BeyondRadicalisationPortal · 10/07/2018 22:20

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14 blocks of obsidian, now I need some flint...

pombear · 10/07/2018 22:21

Two words: vagina dentata.

"Beware of the Terrible Mother."

Though, actually, males wanting to become females may want to swim towards this particular portal. It may help!

FloralBunting · 10/07/2018 22:26

I think we get our fair share of Creepers round these parts.

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SirVixofVixHall · 10/07/2018 22:32

Oh dear, I apologise if I caused any offence by choosing a holy building. I could see it was a structure of some sort but didn’t recognise it. Emojis not being stunningly accurate doesn’t help.
Tallulah where did you get the Tardis ?

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ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2018 22:39

Tardis is an MN emoticon, not a common-or-garden emoji .

No wonder others are jealous of this site. Tardis and Gin.

TallulahWaitingInTheRain · 10/07/2018 22:43

'tardis', yeah, but in [brackets]

MsBeee · 10/07/2018 22:44

GrinGrin what a brilliant thread.

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SirVixofVixHall · 10/07/2018 22:47

Tardis Gin where has [choc] gone ?

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ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2018 22:49

It's Chocolate

LangCleg · 10/07/2018 22:52

Wait, let me practise...

Tardis
SpartacusVonWaitrose · 10/07/2018 22:52

A portal to the rad
For penises are bad
When in her space they barge
Without consent, soz Marge

The words we had were good
But now we wear red riding hoods
To grandmother's house we go
Our middle aged faces sagging - woe!

But something's in our basket
Truth for when women ask it
Biscuits for when we are gaslit
Rad fems will always outlast it

Pratchet · 10/07/2018 22:52
Tardis
Pratchet · 10/07/2018 22:53
LangCleg · 10/07/2018 22:53

How exciting is that?!

No wonder everyone comes here to get radicalised.

ErrolTheDragon · 10/07/2018 22:54

I think they removed the chocolate emoticon from the emoticon menu when it was realised the colour looked like a certain brand which just wasn't what it used to be, but once an emoticon exists it can't be destroyed without creating a rift in the fabric of spacetime breaking old posts that used it or summat.

Pratchet · 10/07/2018 22:54

It's like rubbing a lamp