I've had an idea

[J4nice]

Feminists have already proved that they want to be called men by showing up at a pool and in their own words (identifying as male)

Woman claim that other woman are men when they are not and call them offensive things

Men and anyone else should have the right to refer to you on MN as men without having such posts removes or without facing discipline

I will refer to you as male from now on, if this isn't allowed then it's discrimination and I will file a case of discrimination to MN

SweetGrapes - I made this banana loaf recipe today but with 1/2 tssp of baking soda instead of bicarb and 1/2 a cup of choc chips stirred in at the end along with a tssp of vanilla extract

The coconut ice I make doesn't have any gelatin. Just condensed milk and tonnes of icing sugar. Ahhhhh.
I also like making flapjack that's more coconut than oat.

My preferred pronoun is "Would you like some tea?"
Can you be suppered in the face?

Actually, it would be a supper punch I think.

Supper punch 😂😂😂

No one went with people getting their just desserts?

Last time a TRA did this everyone talked about how to crochet a beard. ❤️❤️❤️

Mines going to be pink for extra confusion. I might add two larks and a hen, four owls and a wren.

If we're going for mis---ing people I'm going for misspeciesing.

Truscum, you are clearly a giraffe. Angry Kittens; you're a dog. Pratchett is clearly a footstool. As you've probably noticed; I am a turnip.

On a more serious note I am getting very annoyed about this lemon curd recipe.I've been promised it on several threads now and it's still not appeared!

I have magic stars and strawberries and cream for pud tonight. Bet you're all jealous now.

I'm eating a smarties bar. Weird creation.

Women are mis-sexed all the time because male is seen as the default humans.

Lesbians are called 'gay', groups of people whatever sex are called 'guys', there''s the generic 'Dear Sir' in letters, Mrs Husband's First and Second Name, 'he' and 'him' are default, 'men' and 'mankind' are default.

The erasure of women in public life is actually oppressive. Not having your delusion indulged is not.

Behold my field of fucks, J4nice

(Points at an empty wasteland)

That's how many fucks I give if you mis-sex me.

After watching the movie about the crazy King George III, DH and I started calling each other Mr and Mrs King. I'd totally answer to Mr King, too. No bother. I also find it amusing when people constantly mis-identify my nationality or which region I come from.

The only thing that has ever remotely bothered me is that even a quarter of a century in, DH's extended family still cannot spell my name right. Instead of taking their cue from the actual spelling of my name helpfully provided by me every year on our Christmas cards, they have all alighted on their own wrong name for me (I'm talking moving beyond misspelt into completely different name territory).

P.S. When I first started my business, I used a deliberately ambiguous name because for some stupid reason people have these misconceptions about women in business and it was easier to get customers into the funnel when they thought I was male. So mis-sex away, I couldn't care less if I tried.

Such a good point permissiontospeaksir

I'm eating a smarties bar. Weird creation.

Wowzers!

oh, ow, oh god, you misgendereth me, the agony, IT BURNS.....no, wait, actually I'm fine.

truly J4nice is the gift that keeps on giving.

Just got back from work. Glad this thread is still going.

I'm really looking forward to lunching myself in the face tomorrow. I shall be chuckling about that all day.

truly J4nice is the gift that keeps on giving.

And giving and giving and giving.

Is ‘breakface’ pronounced ‘brekface’ or ‘brakeface’? I don’t want to get it wrong.

Definitely break face as in break your face so no misassumptions about intended baguette violence.

Sorry, baguettes are not intended to be exclusive break face material. You could of course have Frosties for break face and if you did so regularly then you may be a cereal killer.

So sorry Mip, I have been avoiding the creepy d00dz threads.

Easy fruit curd
cream 8-12 oz caster sugar with 6oz butter until light and fluffy. add 3 eggs one at a time. The amount of sugar depends on the sweetness of the fruit juice. 12 oz for lemon, 8 for raspberry.
If you intend to use this for a cake you need to bloom 1 teaspoon of gelatin and set aside.
Add 4oz of fruit juice and 1 tablespoon of lemon juice to egg mixture then cook and slow and low stirring often to 190*. I use the mixer bowl over a pan of water but a heavy sauce pan works fine.
Add the bloomed gelatin at the end.
Pour into storage jars and let sit at room temp for a while before refrigerating. Makes about 20-24 oz.

I made pan fried chicken thighs with lemon curd and chicken stock sauce a few days ago and it was excruciatingly delicious.

Much better!

Thank you bewilderedness. You are an ostrich.

“Cereal killer”