I've had an idea

[J4nice]

Feminists have already proved that they want to be called men by showing up at a pool and in their own words (identifying as male)

Woman claim that other woman are men when they are not and call them offensive things

Men and anyone else should have the right to refer to you on MN as men without having such posts removes or without facing discipline

I will refer to you as male from now on, if this isn't allowed then it's discrimination and I will file a case of discrimination to MN

Look

I either

A) mumsnet

Or

B) i finish the housework and figure out what i fancy for tea

If anyone blows this thread for me and it goes poof I WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF I HAVE TO B!!!!

Rufustheyawningreindeer To be fair they would make a damn good comedian, I was cooking dinner last night still sniggering at some of their comments.

I was reading the thread like spontaneuos

Can one dinner in the face too or is it only allowed at lunch? Because there's this place that serves really good takeout samosas...

Twas definitely...... ehm........ unique Rufustheyawningreindeer

The breadwinners are prime lunching in the face candidates.

Can one dinner in the face too or is it only allowed at lunch

It just doesn't scan, so I'm going to come down on the side of it not being possible.

But breakfast works - it can easily become break face

J4nice definitely brings out the best in FWR posters. Having a bad day, hunt out some of their posts.

disturbingly

I was saying it out loud

It doesnt scan at all

What about teaing? Thats a smidge better

A traditional English breakfast isn't really designed for breakface though, what would you do with the beans? Muffins etc on the other hand work nicely. Clearly America is the home of breakface.

You're happy with less pay?

Bully for you.

If it was left to my last employer to decide, I'd still be paid 10% less than the men for the same job. Fortunately, the law didn't agree. Which fucking well matters to me because I have a mortgage and bills and a kid to keep fed and clothed.

In fact even posting that you think that employers should have the discretion to pay women less than men confirms me in my original opinion, that you are a bloody goady fucker just out to stir trouble.

Is this a good time to ask for that nice lemon curd recipe?

Op, I do not give two shits if you call me a man. Truscum nailed it.

I don't think pocket money counts as pay - nor is there a gender gap in pockey money payments made to boys and girls.

AngryAttack, I was just trying to bacon structive.

I had a bacon sandwich for my (late) breakface and got tomato ketchup all over my chin. Does that count?

scurry

Right im going out for a bit...still no idea what i want for tea

Nobody do anything while im gone!

Oh good, more recipe chat!!

What is it about this Poster's "interesting" threads that makes that happen I wonder........

I had a stick of Edinburgh rock once that was not so much breakface as breakteeth. Not entirely sure why that exists tbh, maybe OP can explain?

I think the OP has gone for a lie down.

Maybe they're off to read Michelle Obama's speeches.....

I haven't got a strong internal sense of womanhood. I just thought I was one because I once pushed a baby out of my fanny. I'm not that into shoes, though. So, who knows, maybe the OP is right and I've been a man all these years without admitting it to myself.

I've been called a man before. It bothered me not one bit - I don't see why it should, it's not offensive, never mind "literal violence". Same as when I'm mistaken for an Australian, a German or a Scot (all happened in the last month).

My pronouns are fee fi fo fum, many thanks

"I think the OP has gone for a lie down."

If only. They've just started a "women are violent too... linky, linky, linky... see, see, SEE?" thread.