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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Just read and be shocked

45 replies

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:02

A male friend of mine follows this blog by Adam Armstrong. Disgusted that some men believe this crap! This is his recent newsletter to men about how to treat women.

How to: ‘Train’ Your Woman in Bed
By:
Adam Armstrong

Many men have a long list of things they would like their women to do in bed.

Unfortunately, most women aren’t interested in doing those things!

HIM: “Baby, will you give me head?”

HER: “Not tonight darling.”

HIM: “Honey, can we do it in your ‘back door?’”

HER: “How dare you! That’s disgusting”

HIM: “Sweetie, let’s do it in the bathroom”

HER: “No, no. The bedroom is just fine for me dear”

Listen.

You can get your woman to do ANYTHING you like in bed!

But, not if you behave like a WUSS (which is what most men do in the bedroom).

The secret to training your woman to do as YOU PLEASE in the bedroom is this:

Be dominant and tell her what to do!

No joke.

Do not ASK.

Be dominant…

And tell her what to do.

“Baby, get on your knees and suck me off into your pretty little mouth”

That’s what you say when you want head!

When you want to f* your woman in the bathroom – you put her over your shoulder and you carry her there.

When you want her to CUM for you, you don’t say:

“Baby, would you like to cum for me?”

Pah!

That’s PATHETIC.

You say:

“Baby, you love taking every inch of my shaft up your tight little hole. And you’re gonna cum when I tell you to? Understand?”

When she confirms that she understands, ramp up the pace, and say:

“Baby, cum now. Do as you’re f**king told and cum right now!”

And, she will.

It’s just the way it works.

Anyone who tells you otherwise ain’t an expert.

DOMINANCE is the way you train your woman in bed. And boy will she love it.

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deydododatdodontdeydo · 10/04/2018 16:19

But, not if you behave like a WUSS (which is what most men do in the bedroom).

Thank fuck for that, if only a few more did.
I hope not too many men fall for this crap.

MickHucknallspinkpancakes · 10/04/2018 16:23

I'd be saddened to think that some men actually take this GF seriously.

From an expert who believes that all women orgasm from penetrative sex.

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:23

I’ve been looking at his website and you tube. He’s got 2 kids and a fiancée. Shock

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Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:27

Anyone know if I’m allowed to post the website?

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PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 16:28

“Baby, cum now. Do as you’re f**king told and cum right now!”

Translated means, "I'm shit as sex and have no idea how a woman's body works".

I hope the next time he's in bed with a woman she starts shouting "Orgasm now!" at him until his penis shrinks up like a little plastic shrinkydink dick.

It's so upsetting that there are men out there who think grabbing a woman who clearly doesn't want sex dragging her in another room and forcing her to suck your dick and then fake an orgasm is fine. And when she goes to the police it's her word against his.

CircleSquareCircleSquare · 10/04/2018 16:32

When she confirms that she understands, ramp up the pace, and say:

“Baby, cum now. Do as you’re f**king told and cum right now!”

And, she will.

It’s just the way it works.

^
Yeah sure, that’s the way it works. Is he giving women acting lessons?

It’s not a joke? How can be anything other than a joke?

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 16:34

OP how do you know he follows the guy? If it comes up in your feed or anything like that I'd bring it up with him. I'd say you know that's rape right?

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 16:36

HIM: “Honey, can we do it in your ‘back door?’”

HER: “How dare you! That’s disgusting”

And when he ends up in prison and "Knife" the lovely fellow in the cell next says "You're going to take it in your pretty tight hole" he might feel differently.

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:42

My guy friend was told about a supplement product sold by this guys company so he subscribed to his newsletter to then get crap like this. He knows my viewpoints so thought I’d freak a little reading it! He was trying to rev me up! Ha! Which he indeed did. He forwarded me the email. My friend is horrified as well.

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Datun · 10/04/2018 16:47

Quite extraordinary!

Does it never cross their minds that women might quite like shuddering orgasms?

And perhaps asking women, you know the actual experts, might be teensy bit more successful than asking men who think you just have to demand it? Like really, really loudly?

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 16:48

Ugh but at least it sounds like he realised it was fucking awful. What products does he sell?

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 16:49

What are the legalities of sending out a newsletter to promote your business with articles advising men to rape?

Datun · 10/04/2018 16:51

I've come to the conclusion that men are told, over and over, how to be good in bed. But since it's got the word 'woman', and 'listen' in it, they don't get it. It simply doesn't make sense.

There must be more to it. Like shouting.

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:51

shop.thenewalpha.com
www.betterinbed.tv

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Elendon · 10/04/2018 16:53

The obvious answer to that pile of misogynistic pile of hite is

'Is it in yet?'

And obviously this person doesn't understand the concept of consent or consensual sex.

LangCleg · 10/04/2018 17:03

I think that email is probably mixing up ambition with competence.

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 17:06

150 dollars for 150 grams!!!! of "Go All Night powder for something most women don't even want anyway.

Fucking gold is cheaper. God these men are stupid. I'm going to start my own supplement line to sell to idiots with more money than women willing to have sex with them too.

What can I sell? How about something that knocks you out so they take it and fall asleep leaving their poor wives to fuck off and find someone who knows how the clitoris works.

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 17:08

Max Hardness

60 grams for a hundred bucks.

HAHAHA Oh stop I can't breathe Grin so stupid so very very stupid. Hilarious.

"Max Hardness" I want to have sex with a penis not be pummeled with granite.

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 17:19

Check out the YouTube account if you need more laughs! Grin

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CardsforKittens · 10/04/2018 17:21

How weird. I'm a woman and I frequently want to do all the stuff he says women don't want to do. Maybe they just don't want to do it with him. Because he's a sexist fool who clearly has no understanding of women's sexual responses. That must be it.

ElenOfTheWays · 10/04/2018 17:32

Is there a disclaimer?
Possible side effects of taking this advice may include:

Being dumped
Divorce
Unexpected castration
Ending up under the patio.

MickHucknallspinkpancakes · 10/04/2018 17:33

@PrinceButthole :

And when he ends up in prison and "Knife" the lovely fellow in the cell next says "You're going to take it in your pretty tight hole" he might feel differently.

ElenOfTheWays · 10/04/2018 17:34

Forgot "imprisonment "

MickHucknallspinkpancakes · 10/04/2018 17:43

I've come to the conclusion that men are told, over and over, how to be good in bed. But since it's got the word 'woman', and 'listen' in it, they don't get it. It simply doesn't make sense.

Reminds me of this Datun:

Boulshired · 10/04/2018 18:09

Hope he hasn’t got a daughter, I would disown my father or any male family member if they spoke about women like that.