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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Just read and be shocked

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Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 16:02

A male friend of mine follows this blog by Adam Armstrong. Disgusted that some men believe this crap! This is his recent newsletter to men about how to treat women.

How to: ‘Train’ Your Woman in Bed
By:
Adam Armstrong

Many men have a long list of things they would like their women to do in bed.

Unfortunately, most women aren’t interested in doing those things!

HIM: “Baby, will you give me head?”

HER: “Not tonight darling.”

HIM: “Honey, can we do it in your ‘back door?’”

HER: “How dare you! That’s disgusting”

HIM: “Sweetie, let’s do it in the bathroom”

HER: “No, no. The bedroom is just fine for me dear”

Listen.

You can get your woman to do ANYTHING you like in bed!

But, not if you behave like a WUSS (which is what most men do in the bedroom).

The secret to training your woman to do as YOU PLEASE in the bedroom is this:

Be dominant and tell her what to do!

No joke.

Do not ASK.

Be dominant…

And tell her what to do.

“Baby, get on your knees and suck me off into your pretty little mouth”

That’s what you say when you want head!

When you want to f* your woman in the bathroom – you put her over your shoulder and you carry her there.

When you want her to CUM for you, you don’t say:

“Baby, would you like to cum for me?”

Pah!

That’s PATHETIC.

You say:

“Baby, you love taking every inch of my shaft up your tight little hole. And you’re gonna cum when I tell you to? Understand?”

When she confirms that she understands, ramp up the pace, and say:

“Baby, cum now. Do as you’re f**king told and cum right now!”

And, she will.

It’s just the way it works.

Anyone who tells you otherwise ain’t an expert.

DOMINANCE is the way you train your woman in bed. And boy will she love it.

OP posts:
AngryAttackKittens · 10/04/2018 18:23

“Baby, cum now. Do as you’re fking told and cum right now!” And, she will.

Behold, a man who has never observed the female orgasm and thus has no idea what it looks or sounds like. Maybe he thinks it looks just like being kneed in the balls? Because that's what I'd be doing.

The whole culture of clueless, hostile misogynists giving sex advice to other clueless, hostile misogynists is so weird. It's like they're trying to teach each other astrophysics based on once seeing old footage of Neil Armstrong on the moon, which would be funny if their response to it not working wasn't so often of the "this machine (woman) isn't doing what it's meant to, I'll just try thumping it and see if that works".

Ereshkigal · 10/04/2018 18:26

The whole culture of clueless, hostile misogynists giving sex advice to other clueless, hostile misogynists is so weird.

The whole Reddit "seduction" community of PIck Up Artists.

AngryAttackKittens · 10/04/2018 18:28

I've had PUAs attempt to mansplain how women have orgasms to me, as well as what we're attracted to. It was funny.

Ereshkigal · 10/04/2018 18:31

Did they "neg" you at the same time? Grin

PrinceButthole · 10/04/2018 20:32

I've had PUAs attempt to mansplain how women have orgasms to me, as well as what we're attracted to. It was funny.

Were they telling you that women have orgasms when demanded to by deluded males?

LassWiADelicateAir · 10/04/2018 20:33

He forwarded me the email. My friend is horrified as well

I'm not sure why a friend would think you need to see it.

AngryAttackKittens · 10/04/2018 20:46

I've been negged! I gather that laughter is not the desired response, so they were a bit disappointed.

Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 21:03

He knows my viewpoints so thought I’d freak a little reading it! He was trying to rev me up! Ha! Which he indeed did.

OP posts:
Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 21:05

Hit post too soon!
LassWiADelicateAir I said why in my post.

He knew it’d rev me up. He was being both funny and annoying. Why do you care? Doesn’t change the crap email!

OP posts:
Mumfromuk · 10/04/2018 21:10

Him forwarding the email is no different than me sharing it on this forum. It brings about much needed awareness...

OP posts:
OlennasWimple · 10/04/2018 21:16

This is a man who watches too much porn

His poor fiancee

LassWiADelicateAir · 10/04/2018 21:35

He knew it’d rev me up. He was being both funny and annoying. Why do you care? Doesn’t change the crap email!

I don't see anything funny about it. I would not want much to do with a man who had signed up to receive e-mails like that. Or if he hadn't realised it would send emails like that one that he would unsubscribe.

I'm not sure what point you think sharing it makes. "Much needed awareness of what"? Your friend is the type of man who signs up for this sort of stuff? I suppose that is useful for you to know.

Kneedeepinunicorns · 10/04/2018 21:52

Lass you don't think information such as this should be shared by anyone or has any relevance or purpose in discussing how some men view women and encourage other men to view women? Or you feel it should be suppressed and not talked about?

LassWiADelicateAir · 10/04/2018 21:56

Personally I would be querying why a friend was following such a vile blogger in the first place and why he thinks it would be funny to send it on to me.

LassWiADelicateAir · 10/04/2018 22:00

Anyone know if I’m allowed to post the website?

Why? So you can generate traffic to it?

Waddlelikeapenguin · 10/04/2018 22:03

AngryAttackKittens
Behold, a man who has never observed the female orgasm and thus has no idea what it looks or sounds like. Maybe he thinks it looks just like being kneed in the balls? Because that's what I'd be doing

GrinGrinGrin

Kneedeepinunicorns · 10/04/2018 22:07

Personally I would be querying why a friend was following such a vile blogger in the first place and why he thinks it would be funny to send it on to me.

Possibly he knows the OP well and knew it would be of interest to her and a parody of extreme misogyny. Surely your personal reaction doesn't necessarily represent the only right or appropriate one?

Ereshkigal · 10/04/2018 22:19

I've been negged! I gather that laughter is not the desired response, so they were a bit disappointed.

Maybe if I ever meet you in person we can compare stories of sad crap men using these tactics on us Grin

Italiangreyhound · 10/04/2018 22:35

I honestly think men should be really grateful we sleep with them at all.

LassWiADelicateAir · 11/04/2018 09:15

Surely your personal reaction doesn't necessarily represent the only right or appropriate one?

There is a gleeful air about the OP's posts which I find really distasteful. She has copied and pasted pornographic material which her friend thinks is funny and which and which she thinks is funny.

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