I just self ID'd as a man in...

[fruitcider]

"Mr Hotel" competition in the Canary Islands. It threw the Thomas cook rep and he thought I was joking until I got on stage and introduced myself as Mr Fruit. Sadly I didn't win but gave me a chance to explain "why".

Don't expect many updates - I'm still drinking sangria!

You're a , fruit!

👏👏👏👏👏👏

You're a hero good sir

Respect, bro.

I am imagining the OP striding around the pool area in a pair of budgie smugglers.

Oh fruitcider - - you are my very small but manly hero

Fantastic, OP!

Well done fruicider! Damn that 'cis' man and his worm!!

Fabulous! So well done Mr Fruit.

Fruitcider - You're a real prince. You're a gentleman and a scholar, kid.

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Nice one, geezaaah!