I just self ID'd as a man in...

[fruitcider]

"Mr Hotel" competition in the Canary Islands. It threw the Thomas cook rep and he thought I was joking until I got on stage and introduced myself as Mr Fruit. Sadly I didn't win but gave me a chance to explain "why".

Don't expect many updates - I'm still drinking sangria!

Fabulous..... Great thing to do.... the word is spreading! And when we can do it with laughter so much the better....

Not that the serious stuff isn't important - both are - and we'll reach more by using our full armoury!

Omg, that’s brilliant 😂😂😂

Awesome work Mr fruit.
👍🍍🍌

You've got balls, Mr Fruit.

So you've pretended to be trans. All you've done is mimic those nasty people who pretend to be trans for malicious reasons. You're no better than them. And well done taking the piss out of trans people in general. You should be very proud.😕

come on zombie, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. I don't accept my gender (due to it being bollocks and having been 'assigned' the worst one), so if all this madness carries on I'm seriously considering identifying as trans.

If some people can say they're the opposite sex then some other people can say they're the opposite sex. stands to reason right?

Justanotherzombie well done, you've just understood what's wrong with self ID. There will be nothing to stop anyone who wants to for whatever reason identifying how they choose. This includes people with malicious reasons.

All you've done is mimic those nasty people who pretend to be trans for malicious reasons.

Well, derrrr 🤦🏻‍♀️

Awesome. Well done MrFruit

What did you have to do up there on stage?

I had to pretend to get ready for a date in an imaginary shower. I showered my bits, dried my crack then went for a dump. Sprayed aftershave on my bits got dressed. After that we had to drink 1/2 pint through a straw whilst doing push ups. As I'm a small man I did push ups on my knees and won that round. I then had to pretend to dance to a damsel in distress so I lassoed her and pretended to pull her to me then asked her "have you got 50p? You need it to ring your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."

The man that won was 62 and did the worm the entire length of the stage so the prize was definitely his!

Made me chuckle

Awesome

Is it 50p to use a phone box?! By Jove!

I love this, well done Mr Fruit!

"As I'm a small man I did push ups on my knees and won that round".

You are awesome. So stunning and brave while being your true authentic self. Out-manning the men.

well done fruitcider!

As I'm a small man I did push ups on my knees and won that round.

I'm going to be laughing at this line all day!

Fantastic work OP. Today is not just Good Friday it's #ManFriday. Whoever is taking part in this has my total respect.

Arise, Sir Fruit!

There's nothing like humour to get the point across - well done "Sir" :)

Good Man Friday mate

#manfriday - challenge accepted!

I will continue to be a man by using the men's toilets and will think up other ways to prove my manliness throughout the day. I'll bring you an update from the canaries later

Fantastic OP