As a yes-i-will-die-on-this-fucking-hill-er on a number of "petty" female matters, I loved:
One thing that does drive me mad is when women are called ‘ladies’. It implies a feminine subservience, an obsession with appearance, a waiting to be manoeuvred, a weakness, a quietness. I’ve had to stop myself from shouting, ‘It’s WOMEN!’ many times. It matters to me!”
I love Jo Brand, have since I was a tween (although actually I was quite frightened by her, being a wee cowed thing then. I'm not sure why.)
Tbf I would say "an hour a day" average if questioned might be about right if you include the 30 years I wasn't on mumsnet