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I've scrolled back a few pages and I can't even find the last pub thread.

So I've taken the beer towels off the pumps, tapped a new barrel, polished the glasses, fed the goat and applied brasso to the patriarchy busting canon.

Come and join me - all tastes catered for - beer, gin, wine, cocktails, coffee and a nice cup of tea.

There’s a great book I bought ages ago called female chauvinist pigs. It explains that dichotomy very well. The lady brahs, the cool girl. Anyone read this yet? It blew my mind. Mr Cis got it for me Christmas, and a bloody Votes For Women teatowel. He says it dries very well. 😂

Things we can't talk about on the feminist board: Male violence, Rape, p0rn, pr0stitution.
Things it's fine to talk about: trans issues.
MRAs suck. So boring.

Eek, what did I miss?
(I'm a regular but been busy looking at flats I can't afford, lol).

I fancy something overly sweet like rum and coke

Stupid rape thread full of rape apologists
It really really REALLY pisses me off
I should hide them really. Literally the first post after the OP was some man bullshitting on. Grrr.

Im drinking gin and pineapple. Its quite nice.

quentin

Im having a wine

I dont know whats wrong with some people

Im on the 'aaaah poor men why is everyone so mean to the poor men sob' thread

Im not 100% sure if thats the right thread title

But its fucking close

Wait a minute

Gin and pineapple????

Yes, it is so frustrating. The only threads the MRAs leave alone are the trans ones. (Partly because I suspect that they're happily leaving the TRAs to do their dirty work for them on that issue. I see the TRAs as being the MRAs' "useful idiots" on this front. The TRAs will dismantle women's rights, then the MRAs will come in and piss on the ruins, then turn on the TRAs saying "guess what, we thought you were cocks in frocks all along").

But anything on male sexual violence, rape, pr0n, the fuckers are all over it spewing bile.

There's another one right now.

Urgh. It just makes me think they must monitor this place, waiting for a topic about male sexual violence to come up so they can goad some uppity women for kicks.

That's not a hobby that a decent man has, is it?

Is there sophacles ?

Goodness

Dont clasp the glass too tight!!

Have you tried that Haig stuff? In the blue bottle? David beckhams one i think, not my favourite but its ok as whisky goes

Oh wait a minute

Im on that one already

They are all blending into one

I did run off when i saw his first post...twat

Him not me

I have to say I think and 🍍 sounds rather nice!

Pineapple belongs with cheese on sticks

Fact

Not tried that one, rufus. It's a metaphorical whisky only - got an 8am meeting at work tomorrow so need to get up with a clear head!

They do all blend into one (I mistyped that as belend, which is about right. They are bellends).

Gin and pineapple was because we had no mixers! It was ok. Couldn't really taste the gin

Ive got a grumbly tummy

I dont think the after eights and wine are complimenting each other

Omg I love after eights
I don't seem to have got over Xmas eating habits this year

Im still eating the Christmas after eights

They really dont go with Chardonnay

Tell you what else is nice

Those turkish thins (only if you like Turkish delight obviously)

If anyone wants a bit of a laugh, CBBC has its "best songs compilations" on right now - the Boudicca song is on!

Hi everyone . Is it just me or are there too many threads on FWR to keep track at the moment - I just had to google to find this one!

What's going on?
I feel I am out of touch. Is there anything I've missed? Is the apocalypse happening?

Sorry to burst through the doors like that ... I'll settle down, take my coat off and order a pint..

Oh I did see the "poor men" thread

Restrained myself and didn't post

X post with Guardian
I'd quite enjoy an apocalypse
I wish we had proper warning if things so we'd know not to go to work etc