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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

The Bluestocking is open for business

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PricklyBall · 16/10/2017 21:02

I've scrolled back a few pages and I can't even find the last pub thread.

So I've taken the beer towels off the pumps, tapped a new barrel, polished the glasses, fed the goat and applied brasso to the patriarchy busting canon.

Come and join me - all tastes catered for - beer, gin, wine, cocktails, coffee and a nice cup of tea.

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BeyondAssignation · 24/12/2017 12:16

Oo birthday shots!! Grin

AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 24/12/2017 12:30

I had to seek out the Poundland thread. Mentalism.

Thanks to all who posted on the Follow-on threads. I'm sure loads of lurkers will have been peak-transed.

HemlockSpartacus · 24/12/2017 12:56

Quentin Good old school holidays always brings out the GFs and assorted idiots

whitehandledkitchenknife · 24/12/2017 13:02

Happy Birthday Beyond.
A special tot of Creme de Menthe for you.

I missed the Poundland thread. Will rectify that now.

whitehandledkitchenknife · 24/12/2017 13:07

Eeeuuw. That didn't take long. First and last pages read. Absolutely nuts. Misogynistic nuts. Not funny. At all.

QuentinSummers · 24/12/2017 14:19

Happy birthday to you beyond

Are things sorted at home now btw? Hope you are ok Wine

BeyondAssignation · 24/12/2017 15:52

Thanks! Wine

Yeah it's pretty much okay now, ta :) My parents have stepped up and taken some of the load off DH (who was frazzled) - each week my mum is taking me out and for lunch for one day so he gets some time alone, and then having the DCs for one night so we get some couple time.
So far so good...

QuentinSummers · 24/12/2017 16:57

Oh that's so nice to read. Well done all of you. Fingers crossed it stays good!

Beltane18 · 24/12/2017 18:04

Happy birthday Beyond!

I hope there's company here tomorrow, I am so bored of family crap already. Our main event is tonight so I guess a few hours of false jollity and I'm done ....

Beltane18 · 27/12/2017 09:30

day 3 in the Bluestocking pub

Beltane goes to the diary room. She's been drinking alone for the duration.

She looks at the camera, slurs "fucking snow" and then curls up in the big purple chair for another sleep. The barmates are still sitting around the Christmas table.

no one has noticed that Beltane has gone.

QuentinSummers · 27/12/2017 11:41

Are you ok beltane? Wake up! I want to buy you a coffee!
I'm having my periodic worry that I'm annoying everyone on threads. I am too needy for internet forums Grin

Nineteenagain · 27/12/2017 11:58

QuentinSummers
Youre not annoying me. I love your posts!

QuentinSummers · 27/12/2017 12:50

Thank you! Flowers I feel much better now Grin

Nineteenagain · 27/12/2017 13:00

You are welcome! BTW I am a regular poster on this board but had to nc as my username was too much like a very contraversial person there have been lots of threads about!

Beltane18 · 27/12/2017 13:12

thanks Quentin, I could do with a coffee.

I've never seen you annoying anyone on the boards?

I'm trying to contact estate agents and even they are closed. I was hoping now would be a good time to chat to them in a less specific kind of way (don't know yet if moving or not). Ugh, blooming Xmas.

MentholBreeze · 27/12/2017 13:17

Quentin, you're not even slightly annoying (unlike me sometimes, who has great trouble not rising to trolls) luckily I namechange a lot so people might not notice :D

I've had the weird experience of living in a country where the have orthodox Christmas (I've also lived in muslim countries, but TBH, they celebrated Christmas bigger than the UK! - at least in public places, and we all had Christmas off - admittedly working for companies with majority european leadership) - so Christmas was a normal working day (had a call from the lawyers about our residency whilst I was pudding the roasties in!) - Looking forward to seeing what happens at Orthodox Christmas at the beginning of January.

IcedCocoa · 27/12/2017 13:18

I bought the Edinburgh Gin raspberry version after Lass posted about the rhubarb and something one. I just want to say it is lovely. Although I am drinking coffee at the moment.

Lancelottie · 27/12/2017 13:19

Mulled wine please. MIL has been holed up with us for an extra day because of the snow.
She would like to help.
She would like to do this by following me from room to room asking ‘Is there anything I can do you help you dear?’
Yes. Bugger off and watch a film or something with your actual son while I get a moment away from everybody for the first time in four days.

SophoclesTheFox · 27/12/2017 13:35

You're in no way annoying, quentin!

Can I have a hot toddy please? I have a cold and I have to go back to work tomorrow, woe...

QuentinSummers · 27/12/2017 13:51

lancelottie send her and your DH to the tip and then to the garden centre for a poinsettia or something?

beltane its a normal working day! Stupid estate agents!

nineteen hello! might know who you are. Be careful if it is you.

sophocles hot toddy for you.

Bah. I'm cleaning the house again after spending two days doing it before Christmas. I hate cleaning.

GuardianLions · 27/12/2017 14:09

You lot started early today. Gin
I haven't seen you post an annoying post quentin

AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 27/12/2017 14:22

I'm on the couch. It's nice. I'm staying here all day.

SophoclesTheFox · 27/12/2017 14:27

Me too assigned! I haven't had time for a proper mn binge in ages, and I haven't got anything majorly important to do today, so it's a proper duvet day.

Beltane18 · 27/12/2017 14:50

Guardian, I started because I'm lonely and bored....

goodness, Xmas gets longer every year.

I've now done a workout which is good because I was getting dangerously low. If I can get to NYE without blubbing I will be pleased. Tomorrow at least is not snow....I hope....

GuardianLions · 27/12/2017 15:30

I'm sorry to hear that Beltane Flowers

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