OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

I'm changing my name to Theimpossibleman, growing a beard (so I can glitter it) and developing a taste for artisan craft beer.

Isambard here again.

Just realized that while I've always loved fast cars, now I'm a man I'll be able to hold forth in any social situation, scattering my conversation with manly terms such as transmission, dog clutch and synchromesh, whilst all around me go glassy eyed with boredom envy.

Yes, I can be a car bore!!

True heroism from you in that shop, abacuss.

Next time anybody messes with me I will accuse them of being ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY.

That will show them.

OK, he has compromised. He said that is willing to be gay if I dress up like this

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I'm not sure if I can get the beard right in time

ATurnipOfMyOwn

Applause!

Justin Titled is good

Justin Capable?

I've just finished writing the most misogynistic, sexist film script ever seen.

Can't wait for the Oscar!

You can mansplant some of your never-to-be-shaved pubes onto your tits chest. Be creative - in a manly way.

Too right, Isam.

I am off out later and will be taking the B762 past the Golf Outlet place and then take a right down by the old gasworks. You can totally floor it down there, no coppers about. This will mean that I avoid the temporary lights outside the farm shop. Resurfacing apparently.

Later on I'll come back via the back road behind the Flea and Crown (used to be the Black Bull and before that The Pointing Dog when Terry was landlord) so I don't get caught by the speed cameras outside Morrisons.

If you need any more details about any of this, just let me know.

Oh! We will all need a HOBBY.

I can't stop laughing at Justin Thebogforathirtyminuteshitatbathtime. You're a genius Turnip

Now I'm a chap called D'artagnan, my status as a SAHP means I'm progressive and an exemplary parent, rather than a lazy bludger. Result!

I'm going to splash into the middle of this thread and demand that you stop talking about whatever it was you were talking about, and all talk about what I want to talk about instead, which is barely tangentially related to the topic at hand.

So come on then - in a battle between a cross pine marten and a really irritated badger, who would win?

Hey! I'm talking to you! I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Breakfast I have assembled a vast array of cups and glasses on the kitchen table in order to fully illustrate the offside rule. You will now listen because I can piss higher than you.

You see the offside rule is all about fairness and men being able to express their femininity. They (not he, that would be phobic to someone) can only pass the ball to someone who is in the correct place at the correct time. They (and clearly I definitely mean a man here because a woman could never innately know this) just seem to know exactly the right spot for this to take place. It all has to do with The Doctor, as he is the greatest man who ever was, and his magic screwdriver.

There, wasn't that worth waiting for? I really do make a very good man.

Sophicles you're so right, all this irrelevant chatter about cars and power tools, won't somebody think about the badgers?

Popchyk I would like more details please. Also is your user name from the goldfinch?

Thewolfsjustapuppy thanks for explaining that. Made perfect sense, which is only to be expected, what with you being a man 'n all.

Woof, woof woof woof woof!

Popchyk

You'd be better taking the right dog-leg through the industrial estate to cut out the lights by the Post Office, then you can give it some welly along Forest Road.

I just sent a dick pic to a woman I don't really know I bet she's going to love it! Who wouldn't, amirite?

I'm now Kirby. I'll thank you all to respect my identity.

In addition, I am currently expanding the bandwidth of masculinity by not adopting any male appearance or behavioural norms but if you fail to acknowledge my masculine essence I will consider that to be literal and figurative violence.

I'm just going to join my local men's rugby club and will expect all the respect accorded any other man

Colin

Love it bro!

Had a response to my dick pic.

It said "that's a fanny".

BIGOT.

I think my new hobby will be of an artistic nature.

I'll spend countless hours in my home studio twatting about honing my craft and occasionally emerge to complain of feeling tired. I'll contribute little to the general shitwork and look confused when my gay dp points out they'd also like some time to indulge in neglected creativity.

Does anyone else find their man bras chaff at night? Personally I can't wait to get rid of it once in the door. It takes me 40 minutes to do it, but needs must man. I'm busy!

I don't constrain my moobs like a pathetic woman.

I'm in. I think I will be Craig. I'm so excited about getting credit for "babysitting" my own kid!