OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

Oh dear, my typos are really not helping my manly perfection

Surely perfection is inherent in your manhood? Only chicks worry about proving themselves in this way, and that's all due to male vagina envy!

GetAHaircutCarl

Go die in a tumbledrier with all you cisnormative BS!

Do you really have to remind us that we can't produce semen and fulfil our fantasies of spraying out jisom over a buxom housewife who has just finished fellating us? It hurts you know, it really hurts

donajimena Yes that's our contribution for the week ~ see you in the bar!

And we are BETTER at being a man than you. You think you know what it is to be a man. You are wrong. All the women will want our pert penises

Just put the recycling out - not just the ordinary bin. Knew what went where and got the right day and everything, despite not having a clue for the last 13 years.

Maybe I'm a gay man tonight. It's all so damn difficult for us blokes.

Ada pint of bitter please.

Hoburt VanHorn here!
Reporting for rumpy pumpy! Lord Flashheart is my hero and I am on the lookout for a catch-up with Bernard!
My, now heterosexual, DW is cooking my tea and looking lovely, if somewhat surprised!

I absolutely defend my right to walk into a room and start talking and expect everyone to stop what they are doing and listen to me.

If you deny me that your behaviour is, quite frankly my dear, a disgrace.

I also expect no two women to speak to one another unless it involves in any way a man, or reference to men, in the conversation. I'm a great guy, I expect my contribution to society be appreciated at all time.

My dm is genuinely doing this at the moment. She's fucked off with hardly ever being allowed to play golf. The golf club is having none of it and I'm trying so hard to persuade her to do a DM sad face article.

AssignedPerfectAtBirth I have a few suggestions for your surname:
Justin Titled
Justin Corrigible (that's a cheeky one)
Justin Sincere
Justin Theway
Justin Credibleateverything (could be shortened to Credible)
Justin ThePub-Behalfanhourbabe (double-barrelled so classy)
Justin Tendingtodothat-Love (triple-barrelled, so extra points)
Justin Thebogforathirtyminuteshitatbathtime (difficult to print on a creditcard I imagine)
Justin Byamile-Ref (you have to shout this one)

I've just done the washing up, the manly way. I'm loving it. I shall give that dish a day because it will then disappear and end up in the cupboard.

It's a piece of piss, this.

I have suspected that my now gay husband has been in touch with his feminine side for some time and has been cross dressing. He claims however that as a scot it is his cultural right to wear a kilt and carry his money in a sporran.

Ooh yeah - that definitely 'needs a soak'.

I love vaginas. I am a true man. And a feminist ally as well.

What? What is this nonsense you say? VULVA? That sounds disgusting.

Women have a separate organ for peeing out of? Special snowflakes!!!

Haven't RTFT but don't have to as I'm a man now. The next time I see a queue for the Ladies' toilet I'm just going to smirk as I sail right past to the Gents.

I am Jeremy long and possess a male vagina. I also have male periods. I would also like entry to posh men clubs. I will be scratching my male vulva often in public to prove my maleness too.

Toasty - HIS money?

Colin here again.

I've just clapped eyes on that new tenner with Jane Austen on. mumsnet link

Disgraceful. If they had to have an author then it should have been Jeffrey Archer. We are being erased as men.

I will be boycotting all forms of cash immediately in protest, at great personal sacrifice.

Who's with me?

Colin - what about that hard bloke who wrote Bravo Two Zero? He'd be fucking mint on a tenner.

Oh yeah (I'm now Rory Tennant. Am I related to David?)

Every flipping coin has a woman on it, every banknote, and now they want more!

Popchyk

Don't get me started. What with a woman being Doctor Who. Ridiculous, women can't be doctors.

Fabiano Eisenmann here. I am very manly. I have power tools that aren't pink and I like sci fi and Iron Maiden. I'm so glad I can be my true self.

Datun

You know where that fairy is kept. Big boy!

OK. Things are bad

DH has just walked in on me when I was wearing his Calvin Kleins and Tool Belt and using my Rabbit through the hole. I was fantasying about having a big packet and was so horny about it

Do you think I can get him to meet me in a gay bar just to act it out? He seems to be very closeted about the prospect.