OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

First choice as a man: What are my political leanings?

Am I a lefty man who smokes a pipe and has a hipster bread who thinks women should STFU about trans women and let them in their bogs and changing rooms and stop being hysterical. And join Antifa

Or should I adopt a frog and a Kekistan flag and tell women to STFU and that they only want me for my earning potential. And I can't get anyone to shag me so I might get one of those bitch robots

[EBearhug]

I need to know what hipster bread is. Then I can explain how to do it properly.

(Obviously I have been cultivating a full Unix beard over the last couple of decades.)

[CountFosco]

My manly name is Rolf McCool. I am babysitting my children today. My (newly gay) husband can do the housework when he gets home. I may need a nap soon my day has been so tiring.

[LineysRun]

I am Logan.

OH will be excited to learn that he's a gee mon noy.

[HardcoreLadyType]

My manly name is Augustine Delgadillo.

I have a maths degree, and you can't get more manly than that - can you?

[Twelvety]

Giles I know people say "I've just spat out my tea" and no one believes them, but I was a second away from taking a large slurp of tea when I read that and still managed to spill it when I snorted. Better than being a second later and spraying it everywhere I suppose.

[DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings]

I'm Alec Squires. I'm a bi man who can't wait for some fit doctor to do my prostate exam. I'm also going to start going to gay clubs and find some hot blokes. Check me out in the daily mail in a couple of weeks whingeing about the hot gay guys not wanting to come home and have sex with me because they're TRANSPHOBIC and wouldn't have sex with me in my MALE vagina.
I take up lots of space on public transport and make women uncomfortable with sexual banter, I'm SUCH a lad.

[paulapantsdown]

In Leland and I'm in! I'm going to tell my now gay DH that he has to have sex tonight with my male vagina.

[Gileswithachainsaw]

twelve

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

Right it turns out that my DH is a fucking HOMOPHOBIC BASTARD.

I can't believe it. We have been together for 20 years. He said he would leave me if I grew a beard and cut my hair. And I thought I had been oppressed when I lived as a woman! Turns out that some men are so badly treated. By other men denying their existence. It's so unfair

What am I to do? Should I post about it in Relationships?

[BorisTrumpsHair]

I was thinking about this last week.

I will be a man too. I am Sidney, or Sid. It will be so great. I will ask my gay male friends to go on dates. Some of them are really hot. It would be trans-phobic and pure trans-hate if they didn't want to date me because I have breasts and a vagina. I am a man!

[BamburyFuriou3]

I am Albert.
As a SAHP does this mean I can now go to the SAHD group at the local children's centre? I've heard they get bacon butties! Besides, it's the only group still running - all the others have had their funding cut, or are for specific speech/foreign language groups.

[BamburyFuriou3]

I already have a beard incidentally I always wanted to be brave and not epilate like that wonderful Sikh woman whose name escapes me.

[GrockleBocs]

That thing suggested Marion Powell for me

Anyway Justin Charge would work Assigned. Gets things off to a good start.

[Ereshkigal]

I am Nicolas Silva. You can call me Nicq as I am a non binary homme.

[DJBaggySmalls]

I would tell you what hipster bread is but I cant.

I have man flu.

[Lolly49]

I am now Jimmie Goodman,to be fair was always a goodman as I was a bloody woman.

[MagdalenLaundry]

I am going to identify as a trans woman
I realised last week I'm half way there when I was getting a fringe cut into my longish hair.
I understand I will have to call said fringe bangs. I am also on HRT
I need to work on the make up and heels and to find my name.
Porsche perhaps?

[KickAssAngel]

Oh, I can tell you what hipster bread is (insert long mansplain here, that I cba to actually type, because I'm too manly for that shit).

I like kickboxing and swearing. I'm about to go out and buy my gay DH a kitchen appliance for his birthday.

I actually spend most of my life just getting on with things, rather than thinking about my tits.

I'm now looking forward to my boss hearing what I say in meetings, rather than glossing over it then nodding vigorously when a man repeats what I just said.

And the 9% pay rise will come in handy.

[couchparsnip]

I've been extremely manly today, moving furniture, gardening and doing my finances. DH is.cooking the dinner too... I am joining the mumsnet man's club and think I should be president because I have an over-inflated sense of my own worth

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

I'm a man.
I'm still going to known as Joanne cos that's totally a bloke's name.

This is brilliant- I'm going to be in charge of the remote control and sit watching TV holding on to my manly fanny.
If my DH complains, I'm going to call him a girl cos that's a proper man's insult

[DJBaggySmalls]

I was going to go out and cock and balls some stuff but I cant, what with the man flu that I'm not mentioning at all.

[CantStopNoTime]

I'm totally a man 6 days a week now.
I'm going to be gender fluid and still be a woman on tuesdays because there's no bloody way I'm playing golf off the back tees

[Ewanwhosearmy]

I take it the random name generator is American. Eduardo Jenkins?! What sort of a name is that?

[Biddlyboo]

I went on that name thing and it said my new man name is Guy. You can't get manlier than that. I'm manlier than all of you. I'm going to go ask DH what he's making for dinner.