america's rape culture

[anakwardfeminist]

OK HERE I GO AGAIN! AMERICA IS. A. RAPE. CULTURE. WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT WE ARE A RAPE CULTURE AND MOST PEOPLE DONT RELIZE IT. LADIE, HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIVES HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD TO COVER YOUR BODY SO YOU WONT BE RAPED? OR YOUR SHORTS ARE TO SHORT? OR THAT YOUR NECKLINE PLUNGES TO DEEP? AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD NOT TO RAPE? WE ARE TEACHING OUR YOUTH THAT IS IS THE VICTIMS FAULT! THIS ISNT OK NOT TO MENTION THE "DRUNK FACTOR" ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW BEING DRUNK EXCUSES ANYTHING MEN DO BUT IS THE REASON ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO US.(E.G "HE ONLY HITS HER WHEN HE'S DRUNK; HES NOT A BAD GUY." AND " SHE WAS DRUNK WHAT'D YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?" THIS IS A VERY REALLY AND VERY FUCKING SCARY YET MORE THAN HALF THE POPULATION IS UNAWARE! JOIN ME FELLOW FEMINISTS AND SPREAD THE WORD.

It's me here, formerly known as picklemepopcorn. I'm trying to bust the myth of the absence of cakism. At least, I think I am. I'm a bit confused as to whether I'm cakist or not. I think I might be a biscuit, but I don't dissolve in tea.

Thank you.

I just checked the recipe and Mississippi mud pie DOES NOT contain mud. Just saying people. It's a myth - there is NO SUCH THING

That's fucking essentialist. The mud is the chocolate. It's identifying as mud. What's it to you what people call it? How is it any business of yours? It just wants to be a mud pie in peace.

Think about the poor little puddles!

Jaffa cakes are biscuits. They are only pretending to be cakes for TAX AVOIDANCE- the scamming fuckers.

I think you might have misunderstood the thread a wee bit, notcaryl.

Nobody here thinks rape culture is funny. There are a couple of people who don't think it exists, (or rather one person with a few sock puppets), but I don't think they're on a feminist board with any intent of feministing.

The thread was so absurd and goady and sock puppetryish that someone bashed it on the head with cake.

Sometimes shutting the asshattery down makes the most powerful statement.

Yep this thread made me irrationally proud of MN.

So if I eat mud in the woods will it be sweet? Hmm, philosophical.

If you eat mud that identifies as chocolate, you better damn well pretend it tastes sweet*, otherwise you literally kill it.

Or something.

• or bitter, in case of unsweetened chocolate.

So if I eat mud in the woods will it be sweet? Hmm, philosophical.

Well, given what bears proverbially do in the woods, unless you are careful in your collection, it might depend on what the bears have been eating. So, autumn berries, might be so, but if they have segued into a nearby cottage and chomped some porridge, probably not (and let's not get into the salt or not, I have mine with lashings of golden syrup great porridge debate!).

Very disturbing that a feminist board has so many posters marginalising and mocking rape and engaging in victim blaming.

In what way is that actually happening? I think you must be reading a different thread to me.

I thought of you all when I was sat in a local tearoom having a delicious slice of lime and coconut cake. MMmm. No idea whether it knew it was soluble, or felt drawn to mud. There was no time for philosophical debate. That cake was mine...

Lime and coconut sounds fucking awesome

Ooh, it was. No messing about feeling confused about mud and biscuits, so siree. It was a loud, proud coconutty lime taste fest.

And I got some beautiful hellebores which I have planted this afternoon. .

Caryl

ODFOD

I thoGet it was feminist who were supposed to be humourless. #notallfeminists

The normal folks: next you'll be telling me that Key Lime Poe has no keys in it.

You and your cakist CERFery.

*pie, obvs.

Key lime poe would be hideous.

Key lime poe would be hideous.

Arf.

Still laughing. I do like the word poe.

What do you get if you've attempted to smuggle a key, and eat lots of limes to encourage its reappearance?

Edgar allen or Samantha Jean?

Or maybe Edgar Allen during the working week & samantha Jean at weekends??

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