HOUSE!

[FreshwaterSelkie]

Anyone fancy a game of derailment bingo?

Eyes down for a full house.

First to call it wins a year's supply of dungarees.

I like it!

I've another one - let me look ...

This is not a derailment one but I may as well stick it in here.

Never that's a good one too.

Could we number each item and then we can just post the relevant number on threads? I'm getting very fed up with it. I'm more of a lurker than a poster here, but frequently my visits result in several Oh FFSs at all the tedious derailments.

We should totally do that, Knid!

Would save a lot of wear and tear on my keyboard.

Anyway, I've got a line already. Those dungarees are going to be MINE.

Yes numbers please

Love it. I was just thinking about annoying derailments. For some reason...

Well I'm ticking, the damaging 'your' cause box, even though its been changed to damaging 'our' cause

Can't imagine why MrsTP!

And Mystic if it's 'our' cause, then I will eat an actual hat.

Am loving this....

Let's do that! Shall we have 1-24 left to right top to bottom (like 7 for wrong perspective) or shall we have coordinates left to right, top to bottom (like (2, 2) for wrong perspective)?

I think just one number is easier, but coordinates are more mystifying. We should use both.

Yes ... annoying derailments are ... annoying . And common of late.

Coordinates like battleships!!!! Such fun!!!!

I'm closing in on those dungarees. Had a sudden run of 6, lucky 7, 12, 20...

Am I allowed to deliberately goad trolls into doing these things? Or do I have to be good.

I said 16 17 earlier on a post but. I can't fucking count it was 18-19

That might be cheating, Xenophile. It would just be too easy.

I'm coming to the conclusion that some/most of them are actually not very bright (while thinking they know it all). They are usually completely out of their depth. I'm trying hard just to skip their post.

A pinch of 15 and 19 and a large helping of 20.

Can I get some red DM's to go with those dungarees?

No no no! You are all doing it wrong! You should go to those threads and post these cryptic numbers!

(What number do I get for posting this?)

Can I just shout HOUSE for my thread? Surely since it's entirely derailed I can get a small dungaree or a pair of dangly earrings and a scarf.

Sorry, that might have partly been me, but I am fucking tired of having to play nice with dickheads.