"as a man.." "I am a male and..." "speaking as a bloke..."

[AnyFucker]

Oh do fuck off.

That is all

Nasty viperz with body hair and shrivelled childless ovariez? And marzipan dildoz?

My wife doesn't even know what a dildo is. Because she likes peniz.

Marzipan dildoz

Mixed with shrivelled ovariez and we have ourselves a feminist stollen.

If itz a feminizt stollen it'll be covered in spiders, says my wife. Because spiders eat men. Like feminizts do.

My wife says she knows how to use a kettle so why should she learn to use a keyboard?

Oh. Um. No.

My wife doesn't believe you. Prove you have a wife.

My nan says you're a fucking liar.

Libertine- I make my own marzipan. No fairies or unicorns involved.

With only a couple of exceptions most men on here are twats.
There. I've said it.

My nan could take your mum in a sandwich making competition. Any. Day.

That is all, folks

Now my nan is upset.

Nest of viperz.

I justificaion, I've had

Tiggys a mmmmmmmm man??????