"as a man.." "I am a male and..." "speaking as a bloke..."

[AnyFucker]

Oh do fuck off.

That is all

I saw a new acronym created yesterday. It was a special moment, and I have to admit a likkle tear formed in my cynical eye.

It was MoB. (Mother of Boys)

< sniffle >

True LRD and AF.
I recall being clueless about asking about dd being a Highly Sensitive Child, and a google said 'MN'. But that's for mums, isn't it??
Unless a bloke is used to being around women, the initial twattery can be seen as just that.
Winnicas - I'd disagree - I have Rel. hidden but from what I recall, men's circs get treated quite differently to women's.

hmm, I dunno. I've seen men get some really great advice and can think of a few threads where they are told that their DW or DGF is bang out of order.

Oh yes, Mother Of Boys.

Wow.

When their children get older, do they become MOOBs?

Do MoBs often refer to SMOGs? (Smug mother of girls) Since girls are innately well behaved and calm whereas boys are little whirlwinds, apparently.

Oh, but they are. Snips and snails and puppydog tails, we all know that.

As a marzipan lover, I fear for my cakes

LoM

HoS

FfmC

I agree. Is it supposed to carry so much weight. This is how it really is girls.

Can you make marzipan???

No you can't make marzipan. It involves unicorns and rainbows.

You can make your own using a coffee bean grinder to grind the almonds. Then mix with icing sugar. You get to choose your own coarseness.

I like it coarse.

I do enjoy some quality lizardsplaining though. "As a male" is a handy heads up that you are about to be thoroughly patronised. Especially when they purport to speak for their wife.

What are you if you have boys and girls? Apart from fucking knackered?

Where's my smug?

My wife is still livid.

Occupy her with some marzipan making.

She hates marzipan because everyone knows only feminists love a crushed nut.

Dude, I don't merely crush nuts, I grind them into a puree.

You've made my wife cry, crumpled.

I hope you are proud of yourself.

It would have been useful to know a certain poster was a man when I offered [snogs] .

My wife says that hearing a feminist talk about sandwiches makes her sad because feminists don't understand the importance of sandwiches. Or blow jobs.