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Fucking hell, Nigella picture, WTF? [includes links to upsetting images]

522 replies

BoffinMum · 15/06/2013 22:51

twitter.com/suttonnick/status/346017840106704898/photo/1

Tomorrow's Sunday People cover. Where do we even start with this?

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AnyFucker · 17/06/2013 14:48

< covers eyes >

SixPackWellies · 17/06/2013 14:49

Dear Lord.

StealthPolarBear · 17/06/2013 14:50

Poor man. Tries to make a joke about assault, as we've all done from time to time, and gets picked on for it. I hope he gets compensated for his hurt feelings.
TBH I was expecting something a lot worse from him. Fairly restrained for the scum that he is.

AnyFucker · 17/06/2013 14:51

< peeps out >

Yup, no surprises there. That roly-poly buffoon of a man means no harm, of course. Yeah. Just a playful tiff you say Mr Saatchi, of course, now let me kiss your fat arse again.

MadBusLady · 17/06/2013 14:51

Imagine our surprise.

OneStepCloser · 17/06/2013 14:52

I`m so gobsmacked I just dont know what to say, if Nigella were, by some small chance, to read this, please just leave him. His statement is so bullying, so minimising, so disrespectful.

Yes Captchaos triggering for me too. He is an abuser, seen now for what hes worth, absolutely nothing.

Greythorne · 17/06/2013 14:54

I wonder what people would do if the next time they went into a shop, a 6 foot, 16 stone bloke put his hands round their neck playfully?

Also, check out Saatchi's wiki page. He is listed as a wife throttler.

SauceForTheGander · 17/06/2013 15:01

That must cheer CS up no end, having Nick Griffin supporting him.

StealthPolarBear · 17/06/2013 15:01

In fact theat's the first adjective they use :o

duchesse · 17/06/2013 15:03

Who can honestly say they haven't tried to joke about domestic violence every once in a while? Just a shame there are so many humourless bitches out there who don't know a good joke when they see it...

AnyFucker · 17/06/2013 15:11

Indeed. Those humourless bitches don't like sex, either, do they.

duchesse · 17/06/2013 15:15

Greythorne, . The wife-throttler description keeps coming and going... People must be refreshing it every so often. {hint hint}

BigHairyLeggedSpider · 17/06/2013 15:19

God I hope she finds the strength to get out. She looks so sad poor lady. He tried to pass it off as a playful tiff - Playful? There's no amusement in her eyes. What a wanker.

bico · 17/06/2013 15:20

Interesting debate on Radio 5 at the moment with Louise Mensch commeting at how unacceptable his behaviour is.

jollyhappy · 17/06/2013 15:24

Please Nigella if you or your publicists are reading this - please please please get out!

duchesse · 17/06/2013 15:41

CS's publicists certainly seem to be on the case...

piprabbit · 17/06/2013 15:47

Does CS often grip the necks of people he is arguing with?
Does he choose to grip the necks of business colleagues, artists, staff when he needs to make a point?
Does he think it is OK to grip anyone/everyone by the neck? Or is it special treatment, that is only OK to use on his wife?
FFS.

jollyhappy · 17/06/2013 15:48

Nigella's people are www.markhutchinsonmanagement.co.uk/index.php

All I kind find is a statement saying she has the family home with her children - published in the telegraph.

So maybe just maybe there is hope....

jollyhappy · 17/06/2013 15:50

despicable post in telegraph?!!??

piprabbit · 17/06/2013 15:55

Perhaps he grips his DCs throats when disputing a point with them? Or is that beyond the pale?

StealthPolarBear · 17/06/2013 15:56

That was written by a woman!
"A quarrel where the husband jokingly puts his hands round his wife's throat and accidentally hurts her grows into a divorce-or-die situation."
She has to be the most naïve fool on the planet if she believes he put his hands around her neck as a joke and "accidentally hurt her".
And yes if there had been no photos it would have all blown over. And he would have got away with it, ready to hurt her worse next time. Would that have made you happy Christine? Or does she have to die before you decide that maybe, just maybe, assault within a marriage is wrong.

practicality · 17/06/2013 15:59

Utterly despicable. Shame on her.

bico · 17/06/2013 16:02

Typical of Cristina Odone. Interesting that there is no opportunity to leave comments. What Ms Odone fails to realise or chooses to ignore is this isn't the first time Saatchi has behaved like this in public and been photographed. I wonder how many times he has behaved in a similar fashion for no one other than his wife to witness.

twofingerstoGideon · 17/06/2013 16:02

Christine Odone writes: A quarrel where the husband jokingly puts his hands round his wife's throat and accidentally hurts her grows into a divorce-or-die situation.

Jokingly?
Accidentally hurts her?

Christine Odone is either attention-seeking by being deliberately provocative, or is a complete plank.

twofingerstoGideon · 17/06/2013 16:03

Sorry, that should say 'complete woman-hating plank.'

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