I may have a nasty suspicious mind, but it seems to me that every thread....

[seeker]

......that talks about misogyny gets derailed in exactly the same way. Coincidence?

You know, if you weren't all on here talking about feminism and misogin... mysogynn.. misoygin.. woman hating, you would have time to really take care of your man.

In the time that you have twittered on, I have made my man his dinner, warmed his slippers, and read the paper to him. Only the entertainment section though. He doesn't like me to bother my pretty little head with politics. and stuff.

Oooh , my feminine wiles have borne fruit.

Nobody wants to spank me.
Is it the dungarees? Or the leg hair?

Blimey, my knickers just fell right off

Grumpla, I can give you some really good make up tips if you want. I think the lipstick goes on your lips, and the eyeshadow goes on (or is it in) your eyes. No, hang on that can't be right... Damnit this feminism stuff has really messed up my feminine mystique for me.

(Off topic, BTP, does your use of amn't mean you're from the same part of the country as me originally - E Scotland?)

Well I for one am delighted that Beer's finally shown her his true manly colours.

I can follow her him around now and flash my knickers.

doesn't it simply mean shit at typing ?

Don't be so silly, kim. You're not here to be interesting!

We're here to be pretty.

kim, don't bother with anything interesting

just get your knickers off

for BeerMan Off to bed now, fnarr

Lurcio, don't do anything I wouldn't ! < arf >

Well, thank fuck for that. It was getting disturbing.

That made me proper LOL - but was actually very reminiscent of a couple of real threads/quiche a while back. Disturbing indeed...

I've going off Sian Massey now because you all like her and I am jealous.

Well, since I've achieved my goal of becoming BTP's plaything, I'm off to bed now. May all your dreams be sweet and your penises beribboned! Mwah!

have made my man his dinner, warmed his slippers, and read the paper to him

He lets you read mm?

Im only interested in what Beer had to say for himself. I love being mansplained to.