I'm becoming increasingly convinced that "Sakura" must be some sort of comic creation.
"All the straight men would come in and rent transvestite porn". Really? All? I wonder why it seems to only be found in niche sections then, and also doesn't appear iat the top of the most popular searches or purchases on websites? Surely capitalism dictates that if sells the best then that is what we would see everywhere. Or is this in fact just bollocks?
"Men don't even fancy women" Oh dear, this presumably links to your assertion that sex is all about domination for us, not about connecting.
"...scientists are obsessed with loosening women's grip on reproduction" which scientists are these? The ones trying to cure cancer? The ones trying to save us from the ravages of Parkinson's? The ones working on improved space telescopes? The ones researching global warming? I guess they are indulging this obsession in their spare time. And doing it very quietly so no one hears about it. And doing it with minimal funding, but other than that you are right - utterly obsessed, they just can't stop.
"so that gay men like Elton John can pay women..." any real need for undercurrent of homophobia here? I suppose gay men shouldn't have children, children should be restricted to all women communes or something.
"birth is beautiful" well, it is natural and it certainly results in something wonderful. At least you are sounding more positive than your comment the other day about women risking their lives in "excruciating pain" which made it all sound rather horrific.
"men are green with envy that mother nature has gifted women with this task". Again, really? I think we are quite used to the idea of two sexes, only one of which gives birth. I think the vast majority of men are just as comfortable with their role in the process as women are with theirs. I have enormous respect for women that go through it but would I want to - not on your nelly!
I'll look forward to the next of your comedy posts though. They make a fun counterpoint to all the genuinely interesting and thought provoking stuff I see posted on here by other women.