Driving to work the other day, I saw a sign advertising one of these roadside cafes. The name was Nice Baps with a cartoon image of a woman (think Jessica Rabbit style) holding two plates with a roll on each just at the right height to be her breasts, etc. You get the picture, I'm sure.
Now, any ideas for humorous slogans that can be used to deface this sign? Has to be very short so drivers don't miss it. For example: "Shame the food is so rubbish they had to resort to sexist nonsense like this" just isn't snappy enough. What about "Slops for Sexists?" Am I in danger of being sued for libel (making disparaging remarks about the quality of the food?)