OMGOMG HARRY P dies

[coddy]

he really does
eh is killed by his own twattiness

lol

actually, who cares?

PMSl. You arerealy going to get jumped on for this one

what a shame. Did he die a virgin?

Does he impregnate Hermione first though Cod?

Are you sure he doesn't stick his wand up his own bum-hole?

what an utter pile of WANK

LOL

i ahev no idea about htese books
i ahet boks everyone rates( or films fo that matter) iam anti popular opinion

oh god thankyou cod... I SO needed a laugh today

I hate harry potter I just don't get it.And I really don't like LOTR either.Is he really dead?

he's dead, but he won't lie down.

perhaps jkr will resurrect him if/when she runs out of cash

Arf. Let's hope so.

I wish.

have zero interest in harry potter.

actually not true cod
you liked the Tractors in ~Ukrainian one

yes but haev to say it wasn tas hilarious as bileld was it?

Oh fish!

Cod you fucker, I was coming on to this thread to farking SHOUT AT YOU

he died cos i fakring put a plscit bag oev his head

Look love, just 'cos you read Janet & John and nothing else, don't start on my beloved Harry

he died due to twatitis

I think Hermoanyminy is next

oh, and

harry is a wanker
he masturabtas all ngiht

LOL!!

probably

row upon row of junior wizrds, wanking furiously under the duvets

No, they'd probably just use The Wank Charm, less wrist action needed.