OMGOMG HARRY P dies

[coddy]

he really does
eh is killed by his own twattiness

or they might do the spell 'masturbatorarmus' on each other?

wankelliarmus

easy boco, easy

norty!

well yes, easy when you know how. But a bugger to clean up - especially on all that heavy upholstery they have in those dorms. Poor house elfs.

Saw the latest film yesterday.
It was so nice to be able to have an afternoon snooze whilst the children were marginally entertained.

No they have a "jelly sperm" spell so it comes out in a big blob, easy to dispose of

Wands away, class!

pmsl, excellent i am all for the hp fan baiting.

,smug>

Hairy Botter

enid whayt are you enid ensisdston now

'iam anti popular opinion'
more examples please?
I am bored today could do with idle info

ys I dont want loads of mumsnetters on my rl one

seeing all my other friensd stupid silliness