NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[SuSylvester]

with a total thread loss of TEN FARKING STONE

come and join the loosiest losers in town.
kinda
no rules just stop being such a farking pig

oh fgs mamag that sint enough
a banana

Roast beef Hula Hoops are lovely.

Have had a jelly with raspberries in it.

coco - oyu are on a diet arnet you?

um.... yes?

Salt & vinegar mini chips are lovely, especially with a creme egg - duck ala egg n chips A confectionary version, if you will.

I'm supposed to be going to a spinning class followed by a toning class, it's fucking snowing, severe weather warnings given out, I have the fire lit & dh is going to make bacon, cabbage & spuds for dinner..... AIBU not to go?

[lush] 'duck' would be 'dunk' natch

Am I MamaG now that MamaG is MamaGlee?

Actually, funny you should say that, I did have a nana. It was all overripe and tasted of acetone, yuck.

Get thee behind me, Hula Hoops!

Oh don't go out connie, you'll die in a snow drift. I nearly drowned bring my shopping in.

GO OUT YOU FAT BIFFER
DONT EAT BACON FGS

what is this thread becoming

you aren't supposed to weigh daily, are you ?

Food today has been...

breakfast banana
lunch spinach & mushroom wellington (teeny tiny thin bit of filo pastry, I know, not v zoney but otherwise healthy) + muller light toffee yogurt
dinner prob more fruit as had hot food for lunch

I'm havin wee spuds, salmon and peas. That's good isn't it?

In the zone, in the zone, in the zone, in the zone, in the zone, in the zo-one...

Special K
Few raisins
banana
Smoked mack and loads of salad
corn thins
raw carrot

That's m'lot till tomorrow.

Getting a bit discouraged now though - my scales not shifting and might even have gained a pound since fri. Not bloody fair.

mamaG please at more, or everything you ahve lost will jus come crashing back on

I ate a hot cross bun today 9dry) but am typing wearing my new gold shoes so that MUSt cancel it out, right?

And Bosoms, you CAN beat the white bread. it doesn't jump into your gob of its own accord now does it? I existed on white bread before I started this and I have not missed it one iota. feel 100% better too.

Did mamag G resisit the biscuit tin?

You'll all eating frig all, how do you have the energy to move?

whats wrong with bacon? Nowt wrong with a salad with a couple of rashers snipped into it

I eat jelly a lot this is why I have a big arse nice hair

Turned down homemade orange cake at work - TICK
Walked past macca's thinking the smell was all chemical a grim - TICK
Did not look twice at Mars Bars 4 for a quid in co-op TICK

coco are you 11? wotsits, jelly

You'll be eating Space Dust next

you have to be careful you don't eat too few cals and your body ends up going into starvation mode (no, that doesn't mean you can have that bag of wotsits coco) otherwise you won't lose anything and might and up gaining even though you are eating nowt but bog roll and marlboro's like a 90's supermoggle.

end up gaining not and up.

[div]

jelly is rank.

I look 11 apparently I'm wrinkle free A sub teacher in work last week spent ages peering at my face looking for wrinkles (we don't do much work). I told my mum who said "that's because you have a face like a chipmunk on steroids". She insists it was a compliment.

Leave my jelly alone you freaks

Ah, Coco - I know who you are now! I'd know that facial description anywhere..... LMAO, mothers can be so complimentary.

Mine told me to stop losing weight off my neck, try to get it to shift off my arse....

Then ds cried cos I stood on his hand (what?? I didn't mean it FGS!) and my da said, "Huh, think how much harder you'd be crying if she'd stood on your hand a ween of months ago" so supportive

On the plus side at least he noticed you'd lost weight.