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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

837 replies

MamaG · 24/03/2010 19:59

WelCOME all to the no mercy school of short term dieting.
everyone is doing their own thing wiht amazing results.

remember think when you contemplate hoggery

" eating it wont make me happy"
and vivsualise that perfeectly fitting waistband or long slim legs in the summer.

OP posts:
cyb · 26/03/2010 20:26

I DIN:T MEAN ALL AT ONCE YOU FOOL

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:26

I am trying to imagine you in court Su, and failing miserably. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

BariatricObama · 26/03/2010 20:26

how much a wanker would you have to be to buy this?

SuSylvester · 26/03/2010 20:27

ooh i am very serious.
when not thinking what i will eat for tea.
i am the miss marple of the court.

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:27

A big one.

SuSylvester · 26/03/2010 20:28

thast a "kithcen supper" gift
rememebr fluma nd her kithcen suppers and her posh MIL

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:30

Miss Marple. Love Joan Hickson - watched all of them while I was knocked up with DS1. You must be scary. I hate a scary bench. Usually I hope for as thick as shit but you lot are quite sharp these days .

cyb · 26/03/2010 20:30

coo, BO you really don;tlike Toast do you?

Of course I wouldnt spend that much on oil

Hey when are you lot going to stop thinking about your own selfish needs and help me choose a partay frock?

BariatricObama · 26/03/2010 20:32

i like the shoes cyb.

mostly toast is wank

SuSylvester · 26/03/2010 20:32

porridge
are you defence?
i like to think i ask perceptive qs when awake natch

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:33

Re gold shoes Cyb - maybe you're right - I need to break away from my conformist tendancies and let my "gold shoe thoughts" run riot.

duckyfuzz · 26/03/2010 20:34

what sort of a frock do you want cyb? colouring? price? soemthing to show off lost inches and immense height

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:35

No - prosecution mostly.

I'm sure you ask perceptive questions and gives anyone norty a good bollocking. I'm imagining steely stare and clipped tones.

isthatporridgeinyourhair · 26/03/2010 20:37

Off to read to DS1 - always knew that books would lead to trouble.

bobbiewickham · 26/03/2010 20:38

I've just eaten six thornton's chocolates.

They were horrible, and no, they didn't make me happy.

Have had a shit day, in mitigation.

cyb · 26/03/2010 20:40

Oh bobbie! Genuine

i might have to go for a lie down

bobbiewickham · 26/03/2010 20:43

I know

I hate myself.

Fresh start tomorrow.

Am becoming queen of fresh starts.

cyb · 26/03/2010 20:46

no your'e not! Just chalk it up to expereince and dont do it again

bobbiewickham · 26/03/2010 20:51

I won't. They minged.

cyb · 26/03/2010 20:55

ducky- frock talk

something v neck (suits me) can do sleeveless (am blessed with quite good arms)

On knee or slightly above

in keeping with being a slimmer 40 year old

on your marks
get set
GO!

duckyfuzz · 26/03/2010 20:58

oooh cyb you sound like me!

fishie · 26/03/2010 21:00

cyb i love those shoes, that chie woman is great but terrbily expensive.
this is just lovely for me but far too expensive.

i have remembered a foodstuff from last diet, it is steamed fennel with balsamic vinegar glaze. poncy as hell but mucho flavour and 0 calories. v nice with a glass of fizz.

duckyfuzz · 26/03/2010 21:03

I like stripes any good?

cyb · 26/03/2010 21:04

yes thats cute

cyb · 26/03/2010 21:07

love the stripes but need more partay

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