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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

Coddy hits goal weight shock!

87 replies

Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:15

After 2 months (roughly) of dieting I have lost aroung 12 lbs and now am at ante natal wweight

You may remember the "help me lose a stone before the 22 nd of march thread - wellI have! All before ds3 is one!

HUZZAH fish and chips and creme eggs allround

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CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 21:16

bitch

Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:17

I will take that in good grace!

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suzywong · 10/03/2004 21:17

Good for you, I bet you feel great now
Why not come in the bar and be rude?

Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:18

no cant talk about sex with people other than dh.

shudder.... makes me feel queasy.

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CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 21:19

I am v jealous and may have to kill you

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 21:19

Pls send me your address for hit man

JanHR · 10/03/2004 21:19

Well done coddy.

Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:20

live at slender towers
slimcealand

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Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:21

cnat believe you are porky cd

do flab watch its the only way

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Coddy · 10/03/2004 21:21

dh has lost 1st 5 - only 2 lbs off the weight of ds3!!

think house may start floating soon

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CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 21:22

I bloody am porky.
Have been on steroids for years due to stupid Crohn's and am 2 stone overweight

What is flab watch?

aloha · 10/03/2004 21:52

double bitch

No, honestly, I'm not a bit jealous. Will you rename yourself Minnow? Or Flatfish?

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 21:53

whitebait

princesspeahead · 10/03/2004 22:02

plankton.

you may have noticed my conspicuous silence on the weightloss threads.
that is because your 12 lbs has floated across salisbury plain and settled on my arse.
please come and retrieve it immediately

Coddy · 10/03/2004 22:04

Lol

thanks all

have had oven chips and fish, a bottle of beer and a creme egg in celelbration

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Coddy · 10/03/2004 22:05

flabwatch=ww

crohns disease not fun - a friend of mine has it and my cleaner had too

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CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 22:05

OK Amoeba arse, rub it in

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 22:07

Sorry posted that b4 I saw your msg, didn't mean rub it in re Crohn's!

Yes it is no fun whatsoever. Actually wouldn't mind if it wasn't for steriods. Keep losing 2st and then it all goes back on again as soon as I take the f*cking steroids. And it makes me look like a hamster

princesspeahead · 10/03/2004 22:10

at least you have an excuse.
I just look like a hamster full stop. a greater-arsed hamster.

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 22:12

I could give you some steroids if you like in exchange for that book

princesspeahead · 10/03/2004 22:15

mumsnet in drug-dealing shocker

yes, do that, and I'll pass them on to my good friend greg rusedski

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 22:15

Sorry they are cortico not anabolic, would not do him any good

princesspeahead · 10/03/2004 22:20

i'd be a crap drug dealer, wouldn't I. ah well. so you can't throw a discus very far, then?!

CountessDracula · 10/03/2004 22:21

No, and my time for the 100m is pathetic. Do well at hamster impersonation contests though!

princesspeahead · 10/03/2004 22:24

must be that hirstute upper lip