For a bit of a laugh, share your funny/weird NSV and NSfails...

[Cerberus1808]

I'll go first:

NSVs:
my necklace feels longer cos my neck isn't as fat 😂
I have these weird things called collar bones now and keep just kinda rubbing them as they're new and it's a novelty😂
I've had a few "you've lost weight, everything ok?" comments. I don't mind them at all, nice to have people notice the loss but I do find it amusing that people are worried i might be ill

NSfails:
My ass. My poor poor ass. Never had this much of a numb ass in my life....
Having to keep going buying more clothes cos I'm dropping clothes sizes fast now, it's getting expensive 🤦‍♀️
I've always had really fat thighs, I've lost over 5st, they're still fat but the inside of my thighs look like saggy bollock skin 😂

Not WLI related, as this was years ago and I don’t really wear trousers now.
My trousers got “longer” as my backside got smaller.

Lost my weight 7 years ago but a funny one for me was my hair got longer and thicker. Not literally, just that my head, neck, shoulders, back and chest were so much smaller so my hair looked so much better and fuller. I never realised that fat goes all over your head too but of course it does!

My lap don't work any more. If I put something on my lap it used to stay there, supported on a cushion of fat. Now there is a gap between my thighs and stuff falls through. I have lost count of the number of times I have dropped my phone this way.

Also my armpits are now actually pits and are a total bugger to shave!