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VB's dress on Mrs Burnham - horrible

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TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 19:42

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/middle-class-mrs-burnham-dress/

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Marmalademorning · 21/07/2026 12:13

It retails for £850. So it shows how out of touch they are. Champagne socialists.

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:13

NorthXNorthWest · 21/07/2026 12:09

The truth will out.

There’s no truth in matters of taste. It’s all subjective.

friedaklein · 21/07/2026 12:13

I look best in loose cotton Amish dresses in deep colours. Really. I am 54. And I don't want to wear Spanx in the heat.

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:14

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:04

I love that. Waiting for the usual incoming “It’s a sack”.

Well you clearly knew it looked like a sack that’s why you expected it, and I’m sure you know it’s a very niche taste.

nongnangning · 21/07/2026 12:17

I think she could wear the red dress on a visit to Virginia Woolf's house with a view to doing some painting and having a nice chat with the other members of Bloomsbury. However, for the new PM/husband inauguration, a bit more glamour ...

PhaedraTwo · 21/07/2026 12:21

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:14

Well you clearly knew it looked like a sack that’s why you expected it, and I’m sure you know it’s a very niche taste.

No Blossom didn't know "it looked like a sack" because it doesn't but "looks like a sack" is the tediously predictable comment to any dress that doesn't "show off the wearer's figure"

On how much you're allowed to spend I think things like Megan Markle pretending that she actually wears M and S is patronising and unbelievable.

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:23

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:14

Well you clearly knew it looked like a sack that’s why you expected it, and I’m sure you know it’s a very niche taste.

I don’t think it looks anything like a sack, that response is tediously predictable when any suggestion is made that isn’t cookie cutter fashion.

NorthXNorthWest · 21/07/2026 12:24

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:13

There’s no truth in matters of taste. It’s all subjective.

That's the point. Women judging what other women are wearing should expect their own choices to be criticised in return, because body shapes vary, and taste and style are subjective. If we are going to judge a woman it should be on what they did, not what they wore.

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:27

NorthXNorthWest · 21/07/2026 12:24

That's the point. Women judging what other women are wearing should expect their own choices to be criticised in return, because body shapes vary, and taste and style are subjective. If we are going to judge a woman it should be on what they did, not what they wore.

Goodness, break out the champagne, I think that’s the first time we’ve ever agreed on anything! 🥂🍾

NorthXNorthWest · 21/07/2026 12:31

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 12:27

Goodness, break out the champagne, I think that’s the first time we’ve ever agreed on anything! 🥂🍾

I dare say it is 😂

Cheers! Right back at ya!

Fairyliz · 21/07/2026 12:38

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:07

Are you quite ok? I’ve never met the woman so am in no position to judge her marketing skills, all I know is she’s very successful and has seniority it what she does, so I’d assume she’s very capable.

why on earth would anyone wish to discuss her marketing skills or her sex life.

what is wrong with people.

Do you go on lots of threads that you have no interest in? Surely most people read the title and possibly the op and then decide whether or not it’s something they are interested in.
I am not a fashion expert but like looking at clothes and have an opinion on them, which may well be the complete opposite of other people’s opinion, but that’s the fun.
You and others seem to be telling us we cannot discuss her dress but don’t want to discuss the wider implications of the message it is sending.
Why do you want the thread to be shut down?

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:49

Fairyliz · 21/07/2026 12:38

Do you go on lots of threads that you have no interest in? Surely most people read the title and possibly the op and then decide whether or not it’s something they are interested in.
I am not a fashion expert but like looking at clothes and have an opinion on them, which may well be the complete opposite of other people’s opinion, but that’s the fun.
You and others seem to be telling us we cannot discuss her dress but don’t want to discuss the wider implications of the message it is sending.
Why do you want the thread to be shut down?

What? This is like double Dutch

I’m on a thread I am interested in, this does not mean I have an opinion on her ability to do her job or wish to discuss her sex life, neither of which is what the thread is about.

if you do I suggest you start your own thread.

Fart Eww GIF by The Great British Bake Off
bafta16 · 21/07/2026 12:50

If somebody had a gun against my head and made me pick something. I'd go for a longish, plain, classy look with some fantastic accessories.

( shoot me now, fuddy duddy person)

Ilovemsrachel · 21/07/2026 12:55

This thread is mental. Great job everyone.

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:00

Why do PMs see the need to parade with their spouses at all? It’s so dated. Imagine your new boss arriving in the office with their partner in tow. It would be so inappropriate. What are they saying here? I am heterosexual and married so I am better than the rest of you? Also it only applies to the men. The women tend to make the husbands hide in the shadows most of the time because presumably the other blokes would automatically assume he is in charge otherwise? I’m a divorced woman and I’m not aiming to be PM but if in some parallel universe I suddenly seized the reins of power I would be happy to arrive at No10 solo, wearing trousers and Sketchers! At least I could walk properly.

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 13:01

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:00

Why do PMs see the need to parade with their spouses at all? It’s so dated. Imagine your new boss arriving in the office with their partner in tow. It would be so inappropriate. What are they saying here? I am heterosexual and married so I am better than the rest of you? Also it only applies to the men. The women tend to make the husbands hide in the shadows most of the time because presumably the other blokes would automatically assume he is in charge otherwise? I’m a divorced woman and I’m not aiming to be PM but if in some parallel universe I suddenly seized the reins of power I would be happy to arrive at No10 solo, wearing trousers and Sketchers! At least I could walk properly.

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To be fair that’s not true, the female prime ministers, teresa, liz, maggie all turned up with their husbands in the same way,

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:03

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 13:01

To be fair that’s not true, the female prime ministers, teresa, liz, maggie all turned up with their husbands in the same way,

But on most occasions they kept them firmly in the background.

Fairyliz · 21/07/2026 13:05

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 12:49

What? This is like double Dutch

I’m on a thread I am interested in, this does not mean I have an opinion on her ability to do her job or wish to discuss her sex life, neither of which is what the thread is about.

if you do I suggest you start your own thread.

So what do you think to her dress do you like it, do you think it suits her?

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:06

Can singletons be PM? There was Ted Heath and the fingers were pointed at him even when he was dead and buried. Gordon Brown saw the need to be married before taking office. Boris was in the process of getting divorced but his love interests and kids could have taken up most of Downing Street.

BIossomtoes · 21/07/2026 13:12

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:03

But on most occasions they kept them firmly in the background.

Did they?

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TightlyLacedCorset · 21/07/2026 13:16

Amish Escort is fantastic!!😆

An Amish Escort turning up to Virginia Woolf's house to paint and hob nob with the Bloomsbury set... absolutely brilliant!!

You only get this level of sarcastic wit on Mumsnet, say whatever else you like about it. I only ever see brilliant snippy dialogue like this here!

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 13:17

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:03

But on most occasions they kept them firmly in the background.

No they didn’t, they behaved the same way. It feels like some form of tradition,

AuntieBiotics · 21/07/2026 13:26

I really like the dress @PhaedraTwo linked to, even though it's v expensive. The orange, raspberry or red would have been a much better colour on her given that she is pale and blonde. Even the "almond" one. Long sleeves maybe not the best in a heatwave, but POCKETS! I would absolutely wear it.

TheOutlier · 21/07/2026 13:39

Brightlittlecanary · 21/07/2026 13:17

No they didn’t, they behaved the same way. It feels like some form of tradition,

Traditional patriarchy. Everyone must be married. It’s a job not a wedding.

NorthXNorthWest · 21/07/2026 13:55

TightlyLacedCorset · 21/07/2026 13:16

Amish Escort is fantastic!!😆

An Amish Escort turning up to Virginia Woolf's house to paint and hob nob with the Bloomsbury set... absolutely brilliant!!

You only get this level of sarcastic wit on Mumsnet, say whatever else you like about it. I only ever see brilliant snippy dialogue like this here!

That made me laugh out loud!

Love what you have done with the expression. That image is living rent free in my head 😂