THE FIFIETH REPUBLIC!

[StaffRepFeistyClub]

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

Do not give the staffroom password to others just in case it attracts the wrong sort

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation.

[StaffRepFeistyClub]

who would have thought - the 50th republic!

[chocolateisavegetable]

Thanks Staff

MrsH any of that cake left?

[RigaBalsam]

Thank you. Wow. Happy Anniversary everyone.

[ChloeDecker]

Still marking here!

[Saucery]

Hi there, thank you again Staff.

[HercwasanEnemyofEducation]

Happy 50th All

Who would have thought we'd be here!

[chocolateisavegetable]

[Monkeytennis97]

Hello all went for a long walk today, first proper walk since Christmas as I've been too anxious before so feel as if I've achieved something today. DS getting his vaccine on Saturday and coming home too for the night 😊❤️

[GuyFawkesDay]

50 threads of fray-ed teachers 🤣

I need cake.

[Saucery]

You are seeing him so much more often, monkey ! ❤️

[FrippEnos]

Shhhh Cake was brought in today.

Don't tell the main forums.

[GuyFawkesDay]

CAKE!! I genuinely might bake this evening just because I have a massive hankering for Victoria sponge

[Appuskidu]

50-wow!!

[Cantaloupeisland]

Wow 50! Cheers all 🍻

[MrsHamlet]

There is always cake. I made lemon polenta cake, and coconut biscuits yesterday.

[Frlrlrubert]

Our 'your department is overstaffed, one of you may go' meeting was today.

I've looked at the numbers again and realised that the plan is to make more core year 10 classes into less classes in year 11. Totally full classes. Right down to the bottom set. This is going to be a behaviour management nightmare. Off to polish my CV and frantically job hunt.

[Monkeytennis97]

@Saucery yes we have to have LFT before we see him and before he goes back too. Just hope he is ok after the vaccine bless him.

[Monkeytennis97]

I want some cake!! Yum. Have none here though😢

[flumposie]

I feel like this thread is the build up to my 50th in April Email today to say all staff expected in next Friday for reintegration ( ) It's my day off, so nope. Also wtf is meant by reintegration?!

[MsAwesomeDragon]

Wow, the 50th thread. That's a lot of chatting we've done. It's a good job we never got derailed with chat about fit blokes, chairs or alcohol

[StaffRepFeistyClub]

@GuyFawkesDay

50 threads of fray-ed teachers 🤣

I need cake.

lol

[StaffRepFeistyClub]

@flumposie

I feel like this thread is the build up to my 50th in April Email today to say all staff expected in next Friday for reintegration ( ) It's my day off, so nope. Also wtf is meant by reintegration?!

reintegration?

That is almost as bad as the idiotic 'we are reaching out to you' statement. No, you are not reaching out to me you have sent me an email/letter/text

[motherrunner]

50 threads and DS finally lost his wobbly front tooth that’s been annoying him for weeks. The God’s are obviously smiling today.

[eitak22]

Wow! Can't believe we've hit 50!
I've brought cake!

Actually our PTA has been amazing and supportive (food has been sent in for 1). Can't believe masks aren't compulsory talk about throwing teachers under the bus!

[SmileEachDay]

My new lockdown weight loss plan:

Wear the jeans you should fit in to whilst working at home rather than comfy leggings. It totally discourages eating and draws your attention to your attractive muffin top every time you sit down.


Mmmmm lemon water.