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Raise your hands if someone read a powerpoint out to you today

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BrendaandEddie · 01/09/2015 18:13

training day tastic

Raise your hands if someone read a powerpoint out to you today
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Mendeleyev · 01/09/2015 18:18

No but I am looking forward to that treat tomorrow. Along with playing bullshit bingo. Just need to organise the cards.

brewgirl · 01/09/2015 18:34

Thank goodness those days are behind me (I hope!)

muminthecity · 01/09/2015 18:36

This thread title made me laugh out loud Grin. The PowerPoint I had read out to me today was about music in the EYFS. We were also forced to sing and dance like idiots. What a treat that was Hmm.

BrendaandEddie · 01/09/2015 18:38

they preface it with ' wll I am not going to read all of this out to you '

then read EVERY

single

WORD

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 01/09/2015 18:38

Yes, but actually it was really interesting so I didn't mind (and am usually a miserable old sod tbh).

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 01/09/2015 18:38

Crossed posts - nope, it wasn't as bad as that.

DoreenLethal · 01/09/2015 18:40

No - I started my own alternative provision company and make it a rule that we never - ever - ever - use powerpoint. Ever.

BrendaandEddie · 01/09/2015 18:42

or Prezi

I hate a prezi twat

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 01/09/2015 18:45

I ahve no idea what Prezi, or a Prezi twat, is! :)

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 01/09/2015 18:45

*have

BrendaandEddie · 01/09/2015 18:46

oh you have escaped. Its an alternative PPT used by people Making A Point

In other news i made a downpayment on the staff xmas do

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Bananasandchocolatecustard · 01/09/2015 18:48

Me too, plus listened to " I won't read all the PowerPoint to you "

MercuryRising · 01/09/2015 18:48

Yep in the morning and again in the afternoon ????

Lweji · 01/09/2015 18:48

Not today, but wait until students are supposed to present their seminars.

Powerpoint is ok. Prezi is also fine.

It's people who just write text on them. Or abuse the backgrounds or the animations. Just because they can. Meanwhile, you just get motion sickness.

Snowfilledsky · 01/09/2015 18:51

Not today. I expect the next trip to school to be told about a trip or options evening or something there will be that to look forward to though. Complete with handout of the powerpoint at the end.

Lweji · 01/09/2015 18:52

Prezi twat

Hold on to your seats.

Snowfilledsky · 01/09/2015 18:52

Ooh sorry. I posted in the Staff Room. Sorry Miss. Blush

AcrossthePond55 · 01/09/2015 18:57

Hahahahaha! I'd forgotten all about that! Used to drive me crazy! And IMHO, all it does is make you forget whatever the fuck it was. You read it yourself in half the time whilst they're 'reciting' and you automatically tune them out and thereby forget what it was you just read.

Thank God for retirement!

Notsoskinnyminny · 01/09/2015 19:00

Grin our snoozefest began with the trainer saying she wasn't going to read her slides as 'you're all intelligent', and we breathed a collective sigh of relief but when slide 1 comes on she says the key words are in red and practically read all 72 slides, some of them 3 times to emphasise the key words in case we'd forgotten them when we did the group activities.

I might need Wine tonight as my reward for not falling asleep and why is it always the same people who love the sound of their own voice have to ask stupid questions and prolong the agony?

muminthecity · 01/09/2015 19:00

It's even worse when they give you a copy of the entire PowerPoint to take away with you at the end. What was the bloody point in standing there reading it out then? You could've just given me my copy to read in the first place and have done with it!

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 01/09/2015 19:06

This will be me on Thursday....

FuzzyWizard · 01/09/2015 19:08

Our first inset day is on Thursday (smug). The agenda looks OK too... Results spiel, department meetings and staff mass.

purplepandas · 01/09/2015 19:10

Aggh, my eyes will never recover from that prezi twat experience. Help!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/09/2015 19:10

We played pd bingo. Attainment, learning muscles, challenge, extrinsic, instrinsic. HOUSE!

BrendaandEddie · 01/09/2015 19:13

SEVENTY TWO slides?
wtf about?

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