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Ham pr disasters 48! …a masterclass in grief grifting…

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jeffgoldblum · 08/10/2026 19:07

Still interested, still not bored….a small request please 🙏…can we try to keep criticism to actions and behaviour and rather than getting personal.😁

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BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 10:30

Mylovelygreendress · 11/10/2026 09:43

They are playing a dangerous game as they are effectively disregarding KC’s instructions .
It also seems a bit silly to keep announcing their plans when they are - allegedly- so worried about security .
W and C are now only announcing certain plans in advance which seems sensible if anyone has ill intent .

Which instructions from KC are they disregarding? I don't think KC can instruct two people in their 40s what they can and cannot do, but he can clarify that what they are doing has nothing to do with him and they are simply private citizens with commercial and charitable interests.

Nobody believes they any of their activities are anything to do with representing the King.

BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 10:35

OneJustPinkAnt · 11/10/2026 10:03

It seems to me they've got the half in/half out they wanted. If they have "engagements" then charities etc must want to deal with them and Megan has As Ever still on the go. They're basically getting away with it.

Personally I think they need stripping of their titles because they're taking the piss now.

How do they have the half-in/half-out they wanted when they do not represent the King and they are not working royals?

Anyone can do charity work. That's nothing to do with being royal. Even various non-working royals (e.g. Beatrice and Eugenie, Freddie Windsor, probably loads more of them) do charity work, but no one thinks this makes them a half-in/half-out working royal who represents the King.

notimagain · 11/10/2026 10:36

It's actually odd, thinking about it now, that they jumped so quickly into trying to be working royals. I'm sure they insisted on it and Harry was trying to make Meghan a new Diana.

As far as H goes rumour has it he had a tendency to be, errr, lazy during his forces days and needed lots of direction at times..

I suspect once the Army said "thanks for your service but no thanks" rather than pulling a finger out and trying something close to a proper job he defaulted to the easiest option available to him: sitting around all day being a Prince....

MrsFinkelstein · 11/10/2026 10:37

bluegreygreen · 11/10/2026 10:18

Looks like they are forcing the 'half in half out' that the Queen expressly said she did not want.

They are not forcing 'half in half out'.

They are not representing the UK, government or people, in any way.

They are, as the King expressly stated to the relevant officials 'akin to private citizens'. They are free to attend events, become patrons of charities, or do other things that celebrities or business people might do. They are not doing so as members of the working Royal Family and will not be facilitated in that way.

Exactly, they can't have a "rival court" because they aren't working Royals.

Historically the only rival courts have been eg. English v French v Scotland etc.

It kind of might have happened with Henry 8 & Catherine of Aragon for a time, but we all know how that ended. See also Edward & Wallis. To be a "Court" you have to be a Royal, and the Monarch will always come out on top.

What exactly would the Court of H&M bestow on those who attend it? What favours can it grant? What soft diplomacy will it confer, what power behind the Throne does it wield?

Just because the media may treat the BRF as celeb adjacent in recent years, that's not the point of them. They are a part of our Democracy and the power of the Court of St James is all related to that fundamentally. So what exactly do H&M offer to the rest of the World that the Court of St James doesn't?

And by the rest of the World, I'm talking about those in power that matter, not just random celebs who are out for a few headlines.

Noseyoldcow · 11/10/2026 10:37

WilliamsExtraSausageAndHarrysExtraWig · 11/10/2026 09:42

Better start buying that jam so that the profits go to Malala - does the jam actually make any profit?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DeWEnXSjY-d/?srtk=MXBid3Q2aGExbzhtNg==

So, all the jam profits are going to charity. Thats 100% of naff all then.

twinklystar23 · 11/10/2026 10:37

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · 11/10/2026 05:40

It’s in the Mail today that the Sussex Squad and one of Harry’s old pals have said it wasn’t Harry being booed, it was in fact a decision the ref had made which coincided with Harry appearing on screen.

The Mail have doubled down on the comments to the extent they’ve published a time line proving the refs decision came 16 seconds earlier and that the tv pundits covering the game also commented on the crowd booing Harry.

I thought it interesting the Mail have challenged the squad with facts. Long may it continue.

Hate to say it but now the mail has challenged on this as well as how Paul dacre and DM journalists conducted themselves against a high profile mob (and winning the ANL case on all 94/97 allegations) is earning them renewed respect from me.

I know am prepared to be slated!!

IcedPurple · 11/10/2026 10:41

Noseyoldcow · 11/10/2026 10:37

So, all the jam profits are going to charity. Thats 100% of naff all then.

Especially as she doesn't actually sell jam. She sells 'spread'. Or tries to sell it at least.

WilliamsExtraSausageAndHarrysExtraWig · 11/10/2026 10:41

All I can say is that cousin George’s wife puts far too much information out on Instagram and I hope she rethinks what she is posting about her house and her children.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 11/10/2026 10:43

Just because the media may treat the BRF as celeb adjacent in recent years, that's not the point of them. They are a part of our Democracy and the power of the Court of St James is all related to that fundamentally. So what exactly do H&M offer to the rest of the World that the Court of St James doesn't?

This is the bit that H&M don't realise, I think - that the glitz and the glamour is part of the political and social system. It's not there as a boost to their social lives and bank balance.

MM made no effort to work out how the RF worked (if that's because as V Low claims, they always intended to leave) and Harry probably never did.

NellyOlsenn · 11/10/2026 10:44

ShamedBySiri · 11/10/2026 09:30

"The engagements are expected to form the template for their future public events in the UK. They will be covered by the media and resemble the traditional royal engagements that the couple did before stepping back from official royal life and moving to the US in 2020."

Why will they be covered by the media? I wish the media would ignore them. I think those that are on the "Royal Rota" should be advised not to cover non-Royals if they want to maintain their status on the rota. I know that won't happen, it would be a difficult thing to put into action and bring unwelcome comment on its own, but it really bugs me.

That’s quite a brazen statement about the public engagements - a royal template and covered by the media. Maybe this is the iron fist in the velvet glove punching back at KC3 public letter stating their limitations.

I agree that they will continue this farce - there are enough desperate charities who’s coffers and profile will be instantly boosted by H&M involvement even if the press coverage of H&M themselves is critical the charity gets the profile boost. And of course the media gets the cash through clicks and we get the rib-tickling belly laughs daily with the ridicule provided free by H&M.

Still can’t see how this translates to a revenue stream for them personally - unless they are funded behind the scenes by bad actor disrupters? They are always ‘useful idiots’ for someone - OW was the first shark to sniff them out.

Rhaidimiddim · 11/10/2026 10:52

twinklystar23 · 11/10/2026 10:37

Hate to say it but now the mail has challenged on this as well as how Paul dacre and DM journalists conducted themselves against a high profile mob (and winning the ANL case on all 94/97 allegations) is earning them renewed respect from me.

I know am prepared to be slated!!

I find it interesting that the DM are actually acknowledging that there is a Squad, at last, and making the Squad part of the HAM story now.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 11/10/2026 10:58

Rhaidimiddim · 11/10/2026 10:52

I find it interesting that the DM are actually acknowledging that there is a Squad, at last, and making the Squad part of the HAM story now.

They probably did some research into the squad (or came across them) while preparing for the court case.

BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 11:00

IcedPurple · 10/10/2026 22:07

Apparently they got the 100 million upfront

Sorry, but this is complete nonsense.

NF sent 100 million to their bank account without them producing a minute of content for them? You don't seriously believe this, do you?

Even if the deal was for $100 million, surely that wasn't money in their pockets (minus tax) but would also include production costs to make the shows, pay the production staff, rent the fake dream home that the shows were filmed in, etc. And that would be for a number of different shows to be produced over a number of years, with all sorts of terms and conditions in the contract, e.g. a new show would only be funded subject to reaching certain viewing figures for previous shows or subject to certain costing or content requirements. The deal was with Archewell Productions, not Harry and Meghan.

Having said that, I do think HAM have a lot of money and a lot of assets and investments (mostly from his inheritances). I don't think they're broke by any means, as some people believe. I do, however, believe they are unsuccessful in their commercial efforts because they have no talent and nothing interesting to say. They also act like entitled grifters and end up angering their business partners.

Mylovelygreendress · 11/10/2026 11:00

I actually think charities need to careful now . If they are going for a sprinkle of ( real )Royal stardust then associating with HaM will do them no favours .

NellyOlsenn · 11/10/2026 11:01

LookOutLookOutTomCruiseIsAbout · 11/10/2026 09:14

I’m still trying to figure out why they’re back. Clearly nothing to do with repairing their relationship with Charles since they haven’t seen him since they returned and didn’t bother to tell him they were coming. They’ve both said several times that they were living their best life in California and would never live in the UK again, so I suppose it must be a somewhat reluctant move that they have been forced to make. So either something dramatic like a debt that they can’t pay, or simply not able to support themselves financially. If Meghan’s business were doing well they would have had no need to change things.

The mystery is how they think being here will help. There don’t seem to be any new income streams, it’s not like Harry has a job or anything. They might get taxpayer funded security (doubt it) but that wouldn’t be enough to make a difference I don’t think.

My conclusion is that through their various events and being spotted with the right people, they are trying to remind everyone how great they were at being working royals, in the hope of being readmitted to the fold. So Meghan setting up pap shots with Malala, Harry at the rugby with his royal ish cousin, similar to William at the football. And some pontificating on ishoos at various charity gigs. If successful, this would give them free accommodation, at least some security, an income and royal adjacency which would help to sell Meghan’s tat. Or she could regretfully but gracefully close down As ever, shame as she was so good at it, but her duty to the country is more important.

I think there was talk in one People article that they thought that A+L would be their way in, that the family would be so desperate to meet them that they would tolerate Meghan. I expect they were also expecting to be wildly popular and that public opinion would help to sway Charles and William. The piss taking over her Malala outfit and the booing at the rugby must have been a bit of a blow. Likewise the complete lack of interest in the children. I wonder how long before they realise that they will never be working royals again, and what plan B might be. “Let us back in or we’ll do another book” I expect 🤔

I think there is something in the look at how good we are at Royaling around - we can add depth and glmaour - gizz us a job ….. but my take is that MM is trying to get PH and the kids rehabilitated back under the royal glow, maybe back into the family maybe back into working royal - but she won’t be doing that - also think she is realistic that she’s persona non grata in the RF (announced she felt ‘humiliated and sidelined’ after meeting with C&C 🙄) but she is intent to ensconcing PH back into whatever level of royal status is sufficient to line her pockets for the rest of her life.

She’s not staying here. She wasnt from day one in 2016. PH once immersed here won’t want to leave. That will suit MM down to the ground - she gets to drop him off out of her hair but she needs him to ‘royal’ for her post divorce benefit. Same as Fergie - she milked the royal connection for ever as a divorcee - MMs not going to cut off that revenue opportunity - so she needs to put her useful idiot clockwork prince back in his kingdom wind him up and let him do his thing whilst she goes off to grasp and grift in LA. It’s not ‘if’ it’s ‘when’

BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 11:03

NellyOlsenn · 11/10/2026 10:44

That’s quite a brazen statement about the public engagements - a royal template and covered by the media. Maybe this is the iron fist in the velvet glove punching back at KC3 public letter stating their limitations.

I agree that they will continue this farce - there are enough desperate charities who’s coffers and profile will be instantly boosted by H&M involvement even if the press coverage of H&M themselves is critical the charity gets the profile boost. And of course the media gets the cash through clicks and we get the rib-tickling belly laughs daily with the ridicule provided free by H&M.

Still can’t see how this translates to a revenue stream for them personally - unless they are funded behind the scenes by bad actor disrupters? They are always ‘useful idiots’ for someone - OW was the first shark to sniff them out.

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"That’s quite a brazen statement about the public engagements - a royal template and covered by the media."

The statement is from the media, not from Harry and Meghan. The media drives most of this nonsense. They could just stop covering them so obsessively.

IcedPurple · 11/10/2026 11:03

Mylovelygreendress · 11/10/2026 11:00

I actually think charities need to careful now . If they are going for a sprinkle of ( real )Royal stardust then associating with HaM will do them no favours .

That's why I think they would have been better staying in California, where they were the closest you could get to 'royal'.

But back in England they're competing with genuine working royals, and organisations will be wary of being associated with them for the reasons you state. Why work with bargain basement royals when you might aspire to the real thing?

TheAutumnCrow · 11/10/2026 11:06

IcedPurple · 11/10/2026 09:36

I too am baffled by the great return.

So Meghan setting up pap shots with Malala, Harry at the rugby with his royal ish cousin, similar to William at the football. And some pontificating on ishoos at various charity gigs. If successful, this would give them free accommodation, at least some security, an income and royal adjacency which would help to sell Meghan’s tat.

But how would this give them an income?

Charities might pay 'expenses' for a 'visit' but that's not serious money. And Meghan's brand is probably a loss maker anyway, but its got a 'SoCal' theme, so her living in rural England isn't going to help.

I also think being in England will emphasise their lack of royal adjacency even more than being in California. There, they could at least play at being 'American royals'. But back in Britain, living down the road from the rest of the family, most of whom seem to want to have nothing to do with them, with actual royal engagements going on without their involvement, it's just so clear how out of the fold they are.

At the very most they might get some security costs covered, but that in itself is hardly enough to warrant such a drastic move. 'Tis a puzzlement.

It’s an ‘As ever’ grift with Malala in the centre …

https://www.geo.tv/latest/686016-meghan-markle-announces-meaningful-collab-with-malala-in-new-statement

Meghan Markle announces meaningful collab with Malala in new statement

Meghan Markle teamed up with Malala Yousafzai for a meaningful project to commemorate International Day of the Girl.On October 11, the Duchess of Sussex shared beaming photos from her tea date with Malala. But the post wasn't just a life...

https://www.geo.tv/latest/686016-meghan-markle-announces-meaningful-collab-with-malala-in-new-statement

IcedPurple · 11/10/2026 11:07

BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 11:00

Even if the deal was for $100 million, surely that wasn't money in their pockets (minus tax) but would also include production costs to make the shows, pay the production staff, rent the fake dream home that the shows were filmed in, etc. And that would be for a number of different shows to be produced over a number of years, with all sorts of terms and conditions in the contract, e.g. a new show would only be funded subject to reaching certain viewing figures for previous shows or subject to certain costing or content requirements. The deal was with Archewell Productions, not Harry and Meghan.

Having said that, I do think HAM have a lot of money and a lot of assets and investments (mostly from his inheritances). I don't think they're broke by any means, as some people believe. I do, however, believe they are unsuccessful in their commercial efforts because they have no talent and nothing interesting to say. They also act like entitled grifters and end up angering their business partners.

Even if the deal was for $100 million, surely that wasn't money in their pockets (minus tax) but would also include production costs to make the shows, pay the production staff, rent the fake dream home that the shows were filmed in, etc. And that would be for a number of different shows to be produced over a number of years, with all sorts of terms and conditions in the contract, e.g. a new show would only be funded subject to reaching certain viewing figures for previous shows or subject to certain costing or content requirements. The deal was with Archewell Productions, not Harry and Meghan.

Yes, the idea that Netflix wrote a cheque for '$100 million, to the account of Harry & Meghan' is ridiculous. I'm sure they'll have earned a fair bit from the NF deal, despite their failure to produce, but it won't have been anything close to that amount.

I don't think they're broke by any means, as some people believe.

I guess there are different levels of 'broke'. Certainly they're rich by normal person standards, but they were the poor neighbours in Montecito. Also, Harry is going to have massive legal bills, both from the failed judicial review and the ANL case. And other than inheritances and investments, it's hard to see where any income is going to come from in the future.

Something must have prompted the Great Return. It may not be money, but I'm sure it featured on some level.

LookOutLookOutTomCruiseIsAbout · 11/10/2026 11:12

Malala’s face in that photo 🥴

LifeIsTooShort247 · 11/10/2026 11:14

BunnyBunbunbun · 11/10/2026 10:30

Which instructions from KC are they disregarding? I don't think KC can instruct two people in their 40s what they can and cannot do, but he can clarify that what they are doing has nothing to do with him and they are simply private citizens with commercial and charitable interests.

Nobody believes they any of their activities are anything to do with representing the King.

Exactly. They are private citizens and they are going about doing what they want to do and if its meeting people or being patrons or other things they are doing it in the capacity of privatepeople. As any of us could do as well. We just wouldn't make the news that's all.

AlexandraCarrington · 11/10/2026 11:15

I think they’re hoping for a full return to royal duties along with whatever stipend / allowance that brings.

Whatever working royals get is supposed to cover the expenses of being a working royal. Most of it will probably go on staff salaries, plus travel, wardrobe etc. It's not money in their pockets.

OctopusFriend · 11/10/2026 11:15

LookOutLookOutTomCruiseIsAbout · 11/10/2026 11:12

Malala’s face in that photo 🥴

She looks ok. When she was a girl she had a lot of surgery.

Rhaidimiddim · 11/10/2026 11:16

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 11/10/2026 10:58

They probably did some research into the squad (or came across them) while preparing for the court case.

I think they will have known about the Sussex Squad phenomenon long before that. I can't see how they could have missed it.

twinklystar23 · 11/10/2026 11:17

Rhaidimiddim · 11/10/2026 10:52

I find it interesting that the DM are actually acknowledging that there is a Squad, at last, and making the Squad part of the HAM story now.

Good point. the bile directed at people including the recent one against the priest makes me hope that journalists go further to uncover who these individuals are, why should they remain anonymous. Though I guess it would be potentially difficult to do so they would still be legally entitled to their own privacy. Unless it was a criminal matter, or if they were out of UK jurisdiction ...

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