Concerns about William and Catherine's friendship with Tom Cruise

[Constantrunner]

Palace are reported to be concerned about Catherine and Williams growing friendship with tom cruise. They are concerned about them being recruited into Scientology.

Now I hope, that there is no realistic chance that they could be recruited into Scientology. But even having a future king and queen who are sympathetic to scientologists could help this cult. I do believe that Tom Cruise is becoming very friendly to Catherine and William to benefit Scientology in whatever way he can.

www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1418502-palace-concerned-over-tom-cruises-cozy-relationship-with-kate-middleton-heres-why

You little tinker, you got me. 😂

Not keen apparently! , jealous of her baking skills I think!🤔

Makes sense. I may contact the Vatican to have Mary Berry made a saint.

Ohh ! If you do that does that mean I can claim that eating Victoria sponge is actually contrition????

That's interesting. Do you hate Victoria Sponge? If so, it can indicate your willingness to repent. However, nowadays it's all about restorative contrition, so you could work in a food bank, pick up litter or read a copy of Spare to show your regret.

I’ve read on the internet that Tom Cruise is remaking the 1970’s tv series “The Saint” and has cast The Princess of Wales as the lead! I’m very excited at this development but the Palace are really worried!

What? I bet the Palace are worried. Imagine Catherine in that lead role! I can't wait to watch it!
Thank you for this objectively true and validated information!

Yes apparently the Palace are really worried that Catherine will now become Queen of Hollywood now TC has got his evil mitts on her, the MIGS have called an emergency cobra meeting according to my sources, it’s going to be a constitutional crisis! 😱

Oh my goodness! Will the Cobra meeting be shown live?

Oh Christ, we're off again.

Anyhoo I have it on very good authority that the palace are out of their minds with worry about W&C's friendship with Bradley Walsh. Not for any particular reason, the courtiers just prefer Alexander Armstrong.

See I think Bradley is funnier on The Chase, but then the questions are set up for him.
Isn't Alexander Armstrong royal?

Sadly I think it’s artist impressions only 🙁

He certainly sounds it, but apparently he's actually a Northerner.

Must admit I prefer Pointless as always feel there's too much faffing about on The Chase

Ok. Those chalky drawings?

I like Pointless because Xander is always very pleased with what people do for a living and what their hobbies are.
"I work on the till at Sainsbury's"
"I bet that's interesting, do you like chatting to customers?"

Yes like this I’ve heard

Oh my goodness, what a fox!
And by that I mean the ones that roam around by the bins trying to get scraps.

Lucky lucky Meghan eh?

I love how he manages to sound interested in everyone's life and some terribly mundane hobbies. Also like a real royal. Wonder if the palace should be concerned that Xander will befriend W&C and then make a grab for the throne.

Those are my thoughts. That is exactly a royal skill.
"You make portraits of John Craven out of pasta? That's interesting. What types of pasta do you use?"

I’ve read on the internet that Tom Cruise is remaking the 1970’s tv series “The Saint”

That is the wrong Saint!

Roger Moore was the one and only true Saint.

I knew I'd seen a similar picture somewhere before. Title should obviously be the trouble with Harry but I'm not sure it'll all fit in one book.

I bet she looks at him every day and thinks exactly that.

I’ve just received word that my handlers are very concerned about my association with you lot.

Just for you Ms. Carrington