PR Disasters- Part 9

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PR disasters of Meghan and Harry.

Left off at the last page with Meg selling candles to people who want to know what her young children smell like. She’s also using the kids full titles in the press release….just for a dash of extra exploitation.

As you were

Essence of Winalot dog food straight from the royal dog bowl.

I know. It was a typo

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Personally I prefer not to get dried bits of flower in my teeth whilst enjoying chocolate.

Pub carpet.

His brother, however, always looks like he smells of lovely soap.

Edited to add my thoughts on William.

Off topic - not sure how many here are familiar with Jolyon Maugham, the fox beating barrister.
He’s all over X today due to an entertaining put down by JK Rowling.
Which has prompted a post linking to the most hilarious review of the pompous autobiography he wrote.
Anyway, it occurs to me that the opening first line would have been perfect for Spare. That ghost writer missed a beat.

“The life I have is hard, but I got to choose it, and the road that brought me here, I did not”.

https://x.com/wingsscotland/status/2046363515229745618?s=46

Sorry, didn’t intend to correct you!

Do we think it's a coincidence these birthdate candles coming out on what would have been QEII's 100th birthday? Not that that the worst thing about it.

Perhaps they could do a range for the whole Royal Family..
Kate - a cold hard candle that doesn't melt
Camilla - scented with tobacco
Charles - smells like $$$
William - smells like abundant sausages
Could have been released as a gift set with Spare.

Ahh here you all are! These threads are endlessly entertaining as are dear H&M.

William - smells like abundant sausages that made me guffaw 😂

They take themselves so seriously that a lampooning is inevitable!

They are quite dear aren’t they? I feel a certain fondness for them (underneath the irritation) as they are so completely hopeless! And never fail to entertain

Oh, how expected of Harry - he has let Town and Country magazine know he sent flowers to QEII’s grave to mark her birthday. Obvioulsy there’s no benefit to him in a gesture done privately…

Seriously, what a twat.

Well at least he didn't do a press release including the florist as they did at Prince Philip's funeral. I suppose going straight to People / Town and Country just cuts out the middle man.

Hmm wonder who told them ?
https://people.com/how-prince-harry-quietly-marked-grandmother-queen-elizabeth-100th-birthday-11955306

No actual way @Serenster 🙈

Oh ffs. That man just can't help himself, he's addicted to publicity.

I bet the flower order had barely been rung in, before he was ringing up town and country, having already chosen the photo to go with his announcement. 🙄🙄.

We’re assembling quite the candle collection for Harold.

Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream
Vodka
Petulance
Tobacco

Mushrooms
Sweat
Dishonesty

(Thank you, @PoppysAunt!)

I’m plumping for:

Redwood
Bitter arsehole
Sour grapes
Skunk (wafts of THC smoke)
Skunk (wafts of anal glands)

Stop. I just fully collapsed 😆

Abundant sausages 🤣

It's a shame he wasn't more of a good Grandson when she was alive. Hypocritical bastard.

People needs a new copyeditor:

'The Duke of Sussex shared a sweet tribute to her grandmother'