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How many more worms in the can, Andy?

138 replies

HelloDenise · 20/02/2026 13:03

Mark my words there's plenty. Mainly from Fergie.

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Gonefishingithink · 20/02/2026 21:26

FlamingoFloss · 20/02/2026 20:01

Now, that was an utterly fabulous photograph. I may have zoomed in and smiled a lot whilst surveying the look of pure terror on his face. Amazing

I think it was more absolute shock and disbelief that for the first time in his life he was not calling the shots or telling the minions they weren’t genuflecting sufficiently enough for his liking. It’s probably literally the first time in his life that he’s experienced being ordered around by the proles.

RainbowBagels · 20/02/2026 23:27

Words · 20/02/2026 20:45

@Gonefishingithink Those famous East Anglian moors you mean?

They've recently dug out the medieval keep in Norwich Castle. Maybe they will invite him on a tour then accidentally lose the keys? ( Although that would be annoying as I haven't been yet!

IamNotBeingUnreasonable · 21/02/2026 01:36

wornoutjeans · 20/02/2026 13:24

I think it’s going to come out the Diane death was hired by a hitman as she knew about what Andrew was up to

Don't be ridiculous.

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 03:43

IamNotBeingUnreasonable · 21/02/2026 01:36

Don't be ridiculous.

You know, I'd normally agree that the conspiracy theorists are being silly but after having read snippets of what's been released from the Epstein files for the last couple weeks, and realising that there really is a cabal of billionaires and presidents and royalty involved in a pedophile ring, with talk of cannibalism, organized human hunts, bodies (presumably) disposed of by hundreds of gallons sulphuric acid, private jets transporting trafficked women all over the world and children being held in animal stalls...I mean, I have to say, the conspiracy theorists haven't been totally wrong.

Never in a million years would I have thought that people could be so perverse and audacious enough to not just indulge in such depravity but find so many like-minded people to join them.

spotddog · 21/02/2026 05:26

Surely AMW inherited from his parents and grandmother. He must have a few million somewhere.

This will leave his daughters with nothing.

HappyFace2025 · 21/02/2026 09:46

spotddog · 21/02/2026 05:26

Surely AMW inherited from his parents and grandmother. He must have a few million somewhere.

This will leave his daughters with nothing.

They are both married to wealthy men and no doubt received £££ from their grandmother when she died.

Bertiebiscuit · 21/02/2026 09:49

I'm sure it will be us, one way or another. These idle grifters never actually pay for anything, never earned an honest penny in his useless pointless life.

Gonefishingithink · 21/02/2026 12:18

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 03:43

You know, I'd normally agree that the conspiracy theorists are being silly but after having read snippets of what's been released from the Epstein files for the last couple weeks, and realising that there really is a cabal of billionaires and presidents and royalty involved in a pedophile ring, with talk of cannibalism, organized human hunts, bodies (presumably) disposed of by hundreds of gallons sulphuric acid, private jets transporting trafficked women all over the world and children being held in animal stalls...I mean, I have to say, the conspiracy theorists haven't been totally wrong.

Never in a million years would I have thought that people could be so perverse and audacious enough to not just indulge in such depravity but find so many like-minded people to join them.

My thoughts exactly. This is what the conspiracy theorists have been saying for years but it just seemed completely unbelievable.

BottleGarden · 21/02/2026 15:02

Bertiebiscuit · 21/02/2026 09:49

I'm sure it will be us, one way or another. These idle grifters never actually pay for anything, never earned an honest penny in his useless pointless life.

Not defending the man's despicable actions in any way at all, but Andrew was in the military for over 20 years and fought in the Falkland's war.

Elisirdamour · 21/02/2026 15:53

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 03:43

You know, I'd normally agree that the conspiracy theorists are being silly but after having read snippets of what's been released from the Epstein files for the last couple weeks, and realising that there really is a cabal of billionaires and presidents and royalty involved in a pedophile ring, with talk of cannibalism, organized human hunts, bodies (presumably) disposed of by hundreds of gallons sulphuric acid, private jets transporting trafficked women all over the world and children being held in animal stalls...I mean, I have to say, the conspiracy theorists haven't been totally wrong.

Never in a million years would I have thought that people could be so perverse and audacious enough to not just indulge in such depravity but find so many like-minded people to join them.

But a lot of the stuff in the Epstein files isn’t true - from what I can gather. It’s impossible to understand what’s actually real and what’s made up.

whereisitnow · 21/02/2026 16:08

Yep, women’s fault, we’ll pay the legal bill and there’ll be “no evidence “, or other blah blah reasons why it can’t be pursued.

HollyhockDays · 21/02/2026 16:19

Bulbsbulbsbulbs · 20/02/2026 17:04

He surely has money to pay a defence lawyer. He will have inherited millions from the Queen.

Why’s he living in a house supplied by his brother then an apparently being given an “allowance”?

I don’t think Fergie has a pot to piss in. She’s clearly a compulsive spender! Maybe her daughters can help her out.

However if either of them have any sense they will stop talking and retire from public life.

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 17:03

Elisirdamour · 21/02/2026 15:53

But a lot of the stuff in the Epstein files isn’t true - from what I can gather. It’s impossible to understand what’s actually real and what’s made up.

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There's sworn testimony re: the children being held in stalls, the child rape and the trafficked woman and girls.

And based on the resignations and admissions that have followed in the last 2 weeks, we know for sure that the following persons were at least involved with Epstein to some degree -

Brad Karp, Kathryn (Kathy) Ruemmler, Thomas Pritzker, David A. Ross, Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, Miroslav Lajčák, Joanna Rubinstein, Thorbjørn Jagland, Les Wexner, Mette-Marit of Norway, Andrew MW, Nicole Junkerman.

So whilst there's much to be proven, if even 1/10 of what's been alleged is true, then that's more than I can say I ever thought was happening.

NewAgeNewMe · 21/02/2026 17:18

I have no words. Sickening.

AlwaysRightISwear · 21/02/2026 17:31

Emails from Epstein's computer and that of Maxwell are clearly real. I think the photos are as well although sometimes context is lacking. Random allegations and tips might be real but have to be regarded with a strong degree of scepticism especially the more lurid ones, without supporting evidence.

Because the current investigation will rest on the computer data I think there is a very good chance of a conviction.

DownThePubWithStevieNicks · 21/02/2026 17:45

No publisher is going to give Fergie a penny to attempt to write her way out of this shit show that’s she up to her neck in.

Money for AMW’s legal fees can come from his daughters’ bank accounts, quid pro quo for all the dodgy stuffing of them facilitated by their parents over the decades.

FINTISTIC · 21/02/2026 17:50

Espresso1 · 20/02/2026 15:34

And that bill will be eye watering, terrifyingly expensive. Makes me shudder to think of the sums.The Royal coffers will cover it though.

I don't expect the King or any of the senior royals would wish to foot his legal bill. It would be terrible optics.

Maybe legal aid?

HelloDenise · 21/02/2026 19:49

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 17:03

There's sworn testimony re: the children being held in stalls, the child rape and the trafficked woman and girls.

And based on the resignations and admissions that have followed in the last 2 weeks, we know for sure that the following persons were at least involved with Epstein to some degree -

Brad Karp, Kathryn (Kathy) Ruemmler, Thomas Pritzker, David A. Ross, Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, Miroslav Lajčák, Joanna Rubinstein, Thorbjørn Jagland, Les Wexner, Mette-Marit of Norway, Andrew MW, Nicole Junkerman.

So whilst there's much to be proven, if even 1/10 of what's been alleged is true, then that's more than I can say I ever thought was happening.

Mette Marit? FFS

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MovedlikeHarlowinMonteCarlo · 21/02/2026 19:56

HarryVanderspeigle · 20/02/2026 17:26

Queen Lizzy contributed to his out of court settlement with Virginia Giuffre, so no reason why Charls won't help with legal fees. I can't imagine Andrew was sensible enough to delete things, he thought he was a god.

I don't think Charles feels the same about him as their mother did.

PumpkinPieAlibi · 21/02/2026 19:58

HelloDenise · 21/02/2026 19:49

Mette Marit? FFS

Sadly yes.

AI summary of their conversations -

Recent 2026 releases of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein revealed that Norway's Crown Princess Mette-Marit had extensive, "flirtatious," and "intimate" correspondence with the convicted sex offender between 2011 and 2014. The files, which mention the princess over 1,000 times, included discussions about her "dying of boredom" with royal duties, intimate personal messages, and a 2012 exchange regarding "designing" humans.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/01/norway-crown-princess-contact-epstein-files-appear-to-show

AlwaysRightISwear · 21/02/2026 20:03

Yes it's a real storm for the Norwegian royals at the moment with her horrible son on trial for rape.

Reddog1 · 21/02/2026 20:04

Yes and Mette Marit is awaiting a lung transplant. Bad times for the Norwegian royals.

RainbowBagels · 22/02/2026 13:34

FINTISTIC · 21/02/2026 17:50

I don't expect the King or any of the senior royals would wish to foot his legal bill. It would be terrible optics.

Maybe legal aid?

Bloody hope not! The legal aid system is on its knees. His family can cough up from their ' private sources'.

Fernie6491 · 22/02/2026 13:53

BottleGarden · 21/02/2026 15:02

Not defending the man's despicable actions in any way at all, but Andrew was in the military for over 20 years and fought in the Falkland's war.

Yes he was, and was utterly despised in Royal Navy circles (and those who worked in the Dockyards) because of his entitled arrogance, as my DH would confirm.

NattyKnitter116 · 22/02/2026 15:45

Playingvideogames · 20/02/2026 15:29

Why would she? She was in a public office role too…

Was she? What was that role?
I know with him it was his role as Trade Envoy (probably got the title wrong but it was something to do with Trade representing the UK).

Being a working royal isn’t a public office as such.

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