Further pr discussions with the lone gunman now in charge!

[jeffgoldblum]

im hoping that @Atlusvuewill not mind me continuing her work, I have a feeling that there is more to discuss and come!

It all boils down to the extra sausage and the bigger bedroom …..as ever!!

He doesn't come to the UK other than for his private business. He doesn't not come to see family because of lack of security. He doesn't come to see family because he doesn't get on with them. Security will not change this.

Yes,

I was on the As ever site. It’s true.

I also cross referenced those numbers above, to when I had a look a couple of hours ago ….so I’m guessing there's maybe a difference of 10-12hrs since it was posted.

She’s sold about 60 odd items over the course of that time.

2 bottles of rose, 2 bottles of the white, 3 candles of each scent, 8 tins of flower sprinkles and so on. I think the jam trio without a box sold something in the double digits.

These aren’t huge numbers. I mean it’s Jan, so there’s no Xmas rush. However, the real slow down occurs later on in Jan, so will be interesting to see how much she sells then.

Also an article in As ever:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-15423017/Will-survive-2026-JAN-MOIR-unveils-end-year-stocktake-Meghans-runny-jams-deathless-flower-sprinkles-candles-notes-compost-whats-royals-twee-gift-shop-brand.html

The jam and marmalade I believe had dates on when people received them , if as suspected this is all the same shipment that was ordered then that would be true, again we cannot know if this is true or not but the amounts are actually pretty small for an (established!) company, so if true after the initial interest it appears that sales are simply not happening for whatever reason.

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I wonder what the actual amount of dollars or cents Meghan clears from a jam of spread.

So from above, the poster has the inventory number coming up as 8587 available for the sage Honey.

Just checked now and it’s 8585 for the sage honey.

So she’s sold two jars in 12 hours.

I think that was the rumour but don't know if it was ever confirmed. I'd be very interested to see what was found from these parasocial relationships, in the event of increased scrutiny from officials.

To be fair to Meghan, the only market was her fans who probably can’t afford to buy it all and there simply isn’t enough of them to make her business a success.

Just think she was on Bloomberg not that long ago, talking about a million jam jars ( but refusing to give any actual facts and figures around her stock)

It must tick along with the sales, but when you have a huge partner like NF who will want a big cut…..1k profit a day isn’t going to cut it. It certainly won’t pay the mortgage.

She has to get her products in supermarkets to sell huge numbers….thats the only way for sustainable growth/profit.

But it’s overpriced for the supermarkets….so she has no hope.

She also has no more WLM series to advertise her wares either.

Indeed - it just goes to show it’s not about being secure, it’s about the clout he desires from IPP status, he won’t get this because he does sod all

It’s going to end up in those middle aisles in Aldi isn’t it 🤣

More commonly known round these parts as the ‘Aisle of Shite’! 😂

I believe that it’s simply the fact that Meghan likes titles! , duchess, ceo , business woman, founder, humanitarian, feminist, …..( have I missed any?) …actress, model, influencer…..the problem is she clearly can’t be bothered to do the work or keep up with it.

As we've often seen, what's confidential and what isn't varies according to what suits Harry - doubly so when the confidentiality is someone else's

As for how "better" security would enhance his commercial ventures, maybe he thinks that looking higher profile will mean his incoherent and self obsessed after dinner speecxhes will sell for more?

TK maxx probably more likely

On this one occasion, I don’t think that this has anything to do with commercial endeavours but is simply a wish to appear more important, an ego massaging exercise.

She is on record as saying that the only title that matters to her is Mom .
No, me neither .

I was actually thinking a dollar store.

To be fair, I would like titles, admiration and 'loads of money' for doing fuck all.

I pronounce you Princess Recollections, Duchess of May Vary, and I think you are one of the most amazing people to bless the Earth - and Mumsnet - with your presence.

Sorry, can't help with the money part... 😂

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As would we all! 🤣 , the difference is you and I would at least admit it and not pretend that it’s some higher calling!

Yep you missed the current one - Philanthropist 😏

Thanks @AtIusvueand @jeffgoldblum

To be fair those stock numbers are higher than I would have expected but the rate of sale does not seem great. It would be interesting to check again in a week or two to get a longer term view of how the stock is shifting.

She simply can’t be making big money though. Let’s say she’s selling 200 items a day and making $10 profit on each (I suspect a lot less than that on the lower value items certainly), over the course of a month that’s only $60k. That’s nowhere near enough to cover their costs - it probably barely covers staff salaries even with their cut backs.