Still 'out of stock'?

[Mookie81]

Just had another look at the As Ever website, everything is still saying 'out of stock'. What kind of bullshit online shop is this?!
(I know, I know its always been a farce )

This vegetables are straight from the fruit and veg aisle 🤣

"Veggie-gate" is just comedy at this stage.

H&M have enough comms people to field a five-a-side match and no-one said...stop?

influencers (the ones who did not get a freebie).

Have any of the influencers promoted it / shared it on their platforms?

Or her fans - surely they must have?

At least that would be more interesting !

I see there is nothing on the shop my link either. What is going on ? She has a massive team to do this .

as we take the learnings, we can understand what the customer’s needs are seasonally,” she says.

Um - Christmas, Valentine's Day, Easter, summer, Hallowe'en, Thanksgiving - what's so difficult? Wilko (RIP) B&M etc all manage to keep their seasonal aisles stocked without all this angst. Give me a catalogue and I could tick off a dozen or so items for each season with no problem.

There just seems to be no solid practical sense in either of them. They are like a pair of not very bright teenagers who imagine that they know everything and can do whatever they want without any qualifications or experience. As long as they have their Love Story to keep them warm .

They aren’t listening to their teachers and not revising for their exams or even turning up to school because they imagine they’re invincible and all the world has got it in for them . They aren’t listening to anyone because they are special and chosen and know better than the adults and the other students.

It’s pitiful.

Erm .... actually it's French style Crêpe mix, not pancakes ....

And for $14 a box you get 11 pancakes..... sorry crêpes.

At least she provides a serving suggestion photo, I wouldn't have a clue what to do with them otherwise.

Ohh, stuff is back in stock!

Oh, ignore me, it's gone again!
Probably only 5 lots of each item.

What product are you waiting to buy?

I think she’s a massive troll. She makes revenue from media clicks. Everyone is talking about her! Nobody wants the jam…

Much if it is comedy gold. That interview with the Kern woman? Acting like royalty, when she actually really was royalty?

Why are you being rude? I presumed that you wanted to buy something and were pissed that the products were out of stock.

Tsk. It's not jam, it's "spread". That you 'nestle' on to a cake, apparently.

I thought nestle was a word reserved exclusively for estate agent speak!

I think she would do anything to get her name in the paper again to try to keep herself relevant.

No-one will ever know ( by which I mean those other than those producing them and M's team) how many items are dropped each time. But as I think a PP said - if she is trying to sell this as a brand, anyone buying it will go into huge details about profit margins as is , cost / benefit of upscaling etc. & sales projections. Different industry but DH has worked for a couple of businesses which have been sold on - what the buyers are eagle eyed about is sales forecasts / projections / targets and whether they are met ( over a demonstrable period of time) Now these weren't businesses which relied on the exalted Duchess of Sussex title admittedly so all that might go out of the window for her if someone thinks the As ever / Meghan brand is massively upscaleable because Meghan. 😂

She really doesn't need to. The likes of the Dm are always writing articles about her, dragging up stuff thay happened years ago and they will continue to.

Maybe you think she doesnt need to, but MM believes she does - as she proactively brought up events 8 years ago in her most recent interview only last week on a podcast.

Her victimhood from the BRF is the single golden thread that purposely runs through her longterm PR narrative - she peppers subtle barbs, messages and reminders throughout everything she says and does.

She needs to be defined this way - this is her only attachment / association to maintain the her new found 'status' - she has no other method to demonstrate being 'royal adjacent'. The original plan was 1/2 in,1/2 out, which would have given free PR opps when they popped back a few times a year to major events to bolster any commercial activities in the US.

She needs to remind people all the lime of her royal connections - hence the holding on to the title of an institution that she viscerally despises, that drove her to breaking point, that bullied and abused her - and then ensure that poison institutional idenity is smeared and seared on her children.

It's all for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

The 'status' has not taken her where she wanted - hollywood royalty - she doesnt get the invites or the contracts despite the biggest guns WME, OW, TP etc fighting for her. Because she has zero talent and is a vile bully. Fully documented consistently and persistently over time and continents by colleagues, employees and reported in many credible publications which would have been heavily scrutinised by in-house legal counsel for evidence before issue. But this highly litigeous pair (how many court cases have they instigated in the last 8 years) - are silent. Crickets. Why - because its true and multiple people - victims and witnesses have the receipts.

Her brand has been on the skids for years - she has nothing left to squeeze out of it - so she has to sell tat online and her only way of competing for airspace in that crowded market is to babble her BRF victimhood USP - she needs anything to keep her in the news - all PR is 'noise' even the mad stuff will drive some numbers to her site for sales.

Yeah but it's not flattering is it ? 🤷‍♀️

This isn't going to end well. IMHO.

The grabs for attention will get more and more desperate. I think for Harry it is starting to sink in that he has burnt all his boats and is sitting on the other side of the shore watching the action with no bridge back. She is just absolutely frantic to stay ‘relevant’ and garner attention, good or bad. Harry has already sold his grandmother, his mother and everything else he can think of. At some point he’ll sell any other dirt he can dredge up and then they are totally on the skids in my view.

Rumours on X are that he’s asked her to change the launch date for her wine but she’s refusing. It’s so crass of her.

Harry has asked her? Why?

Because it's the same date as Diana's birthday.