Meghan will go quiet for the obvious/to hold fire to monetise her divorce memoir, for which she’s under contract.
Contract is for a memoir, not nec divorce one, but she’s waited this long already with half the draft, so.
She’ll only go when she’s lined up the next husband which is taking longer than she thinks. Rich people don’t like snitches, tiresome, and she’s knocking on a bit to act the victim. She’s knocking on full stop.
Tom Markle will die and she will attend the funeral graveside swathed in Duchess of Windsor chiffon/floor length veil/feathers for 1.5 minutes.
Harry will come back to the UK to stay, by stealth.
He’ll do a staged-leaked-PR-straight-into-rehab, which he urgently needs to do while KC is alive cos PW won’t be sending a car to airport arrivals.
Harry will ‘recuperate with friends’ and be found hunting for ‘a cottage’ a year later. Soft Relaunch of Good Old Harry the Soldier’s Chum aged 50 will be a triumph.
The Sussex children… ow. Can’t see their future as straightforward, don’t want to look
that hard.
The Waleses will carry on the trad wife and part-time worker schtick forever, which sells the public short.
Now she’s had cancer, everyone will be too embarrassed to say Kate’s a bit of a lame-o but diplomats and the govt will privately wish she’d just married a hedge funder. The gap for hosting state receptions, foreign presidents, etc., will yawn ever wider.