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AliceOlive · 18/04/2024 23:45

What? No they don’t. I’m laughing!

BigWillyLittleTodger · 19/04/2024 00:06

AliceOlive · 18/04/2024 23:45

What? No they don’t. I’m laughing!

It tickled me as well!

HeddaGarbled · 19/04/2024 00:27

*He doesn't owe Britain anything

He most certainly does.

Millions on the overblown wedding that was later claimed to be a fake spectacle for the peasants.

Hundreds of thousands on the rent dodge he contrived at Frogmore.

10% of the Home Office costs for his ludicrous court case

And a £26m sub for what amounts to a role confected for him but inspired by someone else's idea.

Fucking grifter indeed*

Plus all those years cavorting about in the Home Counties and Africa and LA with his drinky, druggy, hooray chums and the “conveyer belt” (his words) of women. We paid for that.

He’s a born-again self-styled barefoot environmentalist feminist humanitarian but, damn, he had a lot of fun at our expense before his epiphany.

BemusedAmerican · 19/04/2024 02:36

@HeddaGarbled Your last paragraph! 😂

secretpath · 19/04/2024 05:11

Yes, goodbye Prince Harry. I used to like you, now I don't, but I wish you a good and happy life in the US.

I do hope that Prince Harry and Meghan can create a good and happy life for themselves in the US. Because even if they wanted to come back to the UK to live, I don't believe they would be wholeheartedly welcomed. They would have a lot of bridges to mend. And I wish them financial success too (although in most people's minds they already have it) via ARO or podcasting or other business ventures. That way they won't have to make money in more morally ambiguous ways and the RF can breathe again. (And the taxpayer can be glad too).

W0rkerBee · 19/04/2024 07:09

@HeddaGarbled
He will go through another phase of that when he and M split. When it's all revealed. She will sit on a bench on her own, finally be seen out with the kids, and H won't be smart enough to to play the role she cast him in. He'll be back to being photographed falling out of nightclubs!

Vespanest · 19/04/2024 07:50

Harry costing us nothing, he’s had and will continue to have a lifetime of inheritance. If you’re anti royals, the history, their wealth then Harry is not your poster boy. The royals tend to pass to grandchildren so his children will receive the same. He wanted more wealth, not less, that’s why he wanted half in half out. The thing Harry should fear about cutting all ties is their children, they wouldn’t be the first as adult to reunite with estranged family. If they take after Harry there might even be a book.

Theunamedcat · 19/04/2024 08:05

Harry has cost the taxpayers a lot of money thanks to his court cases he only has to pay 90% back and he wants to take it further ffs

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:47

Theunamedcat · 19/04/2024 08:05

Harry has cost the taxpayers a lot of money thanks to his court cases he only has to pay 90% back and he wants to take it further ffs

Good, as a taxpayer myself I'm glad he's taking it further.
The press here are utterly poisonous and it's about time someone was able to stand up to them.

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:49

W0rkerBee · 19/04/2024 07:09

@HeddaGarbled
He will go through another phase of that when he and M split. When it's all revealed. She will sit on a bench on her own, finally be seen out with the kids, and H won't be smart enough to to play the role she cast him in. He'll be back to being photographed falling out of nightclubs!

Why would you fantasise about a couple you've never met, or known, splitting up and create a whole scenario about their lives being miserable post split?
It's so bizarre.
Edit as forgot to ask - when what's all revealed?
Sounds very conspiracy theory

Vespanest · 19/04/2024 08:57

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:47

Good, as a taxpayer myself I'm glad he's taking it further.
The press here are utterly poisonous and it's about time someone was able to stand up to them.

The 90 is the home office case, so nothing to do with the press.

Thedom · 19/04/2024 08:59

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:47

Good, as a taxpayer myself I'm glad he's taking it further.
The press here are utterly poisonous and it's about time someone was able to stand up to them.

Hmm. I think you may be getting muddled up with the court cases, easy to do considering how many he has on the go at the one time.

CoffeeCantata · 19/04/2024 09:43

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight ·
Why would you fantasise about a couple you've never met, or known, splitting up and create a whole scenario about their lives being miserable post split?
It's so bizarre.

This phrase is often trotted out by H & M fans - is it some kind of agreed tactic, when faced with pretty solid criticism, I wonder?

GoodAfternoon, are you really saying that you never have an opinion on people you've never met? That is SO weird. Of course we have opinions about people beyond out immediate social circle. Especially when they are publicity-hungry, chronic self-promoters like H & M.

If H & M had settled down to a REALLY private life in the US and I never had to hear of them again, then I would give my opinions a rest.

smilesy · 19/04/2024 10:06

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:49

Why would you fantasise about a couple you've never met, or known, splitting up and create a whole scenario about their lives being miserable post split?
It's so bizarre.
Edit as forgot to ask - when what's all revealed?
Sounds very conspiracy theory

Edited

I absolutely agree with this. Speculation about their marriage is not acceptable, anymore than the crazed speculation about the Waleses marriage, involving domestic abuse and affairs. I hope you agree

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 10:23

smilesy · 19/04/2024 10:06

I absolutely agree with this. Speculation about their marriage is not acceptable, anymore than the crazed speculation about the Waleses marriage, involving domestic abuse and affairs. I hope you agree

Of course, I do, why wouldn't I?
I think doing that's awful too for the same reason .

AliceOlive · 19/04/2024 12:14

Someone could adapt the hell out of the Supertramp Goodbye Stranger lyrics for Harry and Meg. I’m too lazy. Some of it doesn’t need much tweaking.

Like a king without a castle
Like a queen without a throne
I'm an early morning lover
And I must be moving on

upinaballoon · 19/04/2024 13:46

HeddaGarbled · 19/04/2024 00:27

*He doesn't owe Britain anything

He most certainly does.

Millions on the overblown wedding that was later claimed to be a fake spectacle for the peasants.

Hundreds of thousands on the rent dodge he contrived at Frogmore.

10% of the Home Office costs for his ludicrous court case

And a £26m sub for what amounts to a role confected for him but inspired by someone else's idea.

Fucking grifter indeed*

Plus all those years cavorting about in the Home Counties and Africa and LA with his drinky, druggy, hooray chums and the “conveyer belt” (his words) of women. We paid for that.

He’s a born-again self-styled barefoot environmentalist feminist humanitarian but, damn, he had a lot of fun at our expense before his epiphany.

When did he speak/write about 'a conveyor belt of women'? Was it in 'Spare' or elsewhere? ( I didn't read 'Spare').

There was a time in history when I read that Harry was the most popular member of the Royal Family. I was a bit taken aback. I felt that a lot must have gone over my head because I couldn't remember anything about him since he was a lad taking his clothes off in Los Angeles. Then he came back into my sight when he went to Afghanistan and the News told us he'd been there a while.

Theunamedcat · 19/04/2024 14:50

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 19/04/2024 08:47

Good, as a taxpayer myself I'm glad he's taking it further.
The press here are utterly poisonous and it's about time someone was able to stand up to them.

It's nothing to do with the newspapers it's the decision made about his security

Salemforcuddles · 19/04/2024 17:16

W0rkerBee · 19/04/2024 07:09

@HeddaGarbled
He will go through another phase of that when he and M split. When it's all revealed. She will sit on a bench on her own, finally be seen out with the kids, and H won't be smart enough to to play the role she cast him in. He'll be back to being photographed falling out of nightclubs!

I really hope that doesn't happen, there are children involved so I hope that have a happy marriage

Salemforcuddles · 19/04/2024 17:18

@GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight

I would prefer my taxes went to people who need the money not to fund a multi millionaires court case

Runnerinthenight · 19/04/2024 18:23

LumiB · 17/04/2024 23:01

How do you know they still wanted security funded have they said that themselves or is it an assumption.

But hey if thats all we paid for is security and they funded everything else from their trips to clothes etc then it's still better than funding them entirely.

This is actually hilarious!!! I don't imagine that was intentional...!

Runnerinthenight · 19/04/2024 18:27

StarsHideYourFir3s · 18/04/2024 09:02

To be frank there is zero evidence she's an unpleasant person. The people who have said she is are estranged family members who are in bed with the gutter press. I wouldn't believe anyone of that calibre.

There's plenty of evidence. As provided by Harry and Meghan.

Runnerinthenight · 19/04/2024 18:38

AliceOlive · 18/04/2024 14:14

They can and do join in. You have. Did you want me to ignore your posts or only agree with them?

If only! It was such much more pleasant posting for a few days until the devotees started coming out of the woodwork again.

Runnerinthenight · 19/04/2024 18:39

GoodAfternoonGoodEveningAndGoodnight · 18/04/2024 14:15

Her sneering, exaggerated curtsey on the Neflix, where she has no clue about how horribly she is coming across and Harry just doesn't know where to look. She definitely showed us all who she is

See, this just shows to me you see what you want to see.
It's a mindset.
I saw that Netflix programme. She did nothing of the sort
I saw someone who was being a bit self deprecating about herself, it's something I'd be like when talking.
Taking the piss out of herself.
Can't remember her exact words as it was a while ago I watched it but it was like " I'm like OMG what do I do, do I just courtesy like this" and then she did an exaggerated courtesy thing whilst laughing.
She wasn't "sneering" at all.
She was taking the piss out of herself.

She was taking the piss out of the Queen! M is not known for humour!!!

Corinthiana · 19/04/2024 18:52

Meghan is not the type of person ever to laugh at herself. That requires self awareness.
She was being unpleasant and sneery.

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