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upinaballoon · 04/04/2024 16:16

I once went into a building in Scotland where there was a picture of a beautiful young man called Albert ! I don't think we could go very far into the building but I always had a vague feeling that it was Balmoral. Maybe it wasn't. Have they ever opened just a wee bit of it? I was staying in Aberdeen and we drove inland from there.

DramaLlamaBangBang · 04/04/2024 16:17

Begsthequestion · 04/04/2024 16:10

Privately owned, but not self sufficient.

Government data shows Balmoral has received more than £1m in subsidies over the last 20 years, chiefly to sustain the estate’s extensive forests and woodland projects, which have received £598,000 since 2001. Balmoral was recently awarded £250,000 for peatland restoration.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/20/royal-familys-balmoral-estate-could-be-worth-80m

Heaven forbid the royal family put their hand in their own heavily-lined pockets. That's what muggins the tax payer is for.

And it was bought by the apparently skint Queen Victoria after she put out the begging bowl to Parliament ( her subjects in other words) to subsidise her large family.

Begsthequestion · 04/04/2024 16:20

DramaLlamaBangBang · 04/04/2024 16:17

And it was bought by the apparently skint Queen Victoria after she put out the begging bowl to Parliament ( her subjects in other words) to subsidise her large family.

Intergenerational parasites. When are we going to shake them off...

IsoldeWagner · 04/04/2024 16:20

Prince Albert paid £32k for it.
I know Scots Baronial isn't to everyone's taste and I couldn't cope with tartan carpets, but I think £80m seems quite low.

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 16:37

Begsthequestion · 04/04/2024 16:20

Intergenerational parasites. When are we going to shake them off...

We’ve shaken off the worst two.

That’ll do for now.

IsoldeWagner · 04/04/2024 16:42

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 16:37

We’ve shaken off the worst two.

That’ll do for now.

They're clinging on to those titles, though and keep trying to rinse the taxpayer....

NoisySnail · 04/04/2024 16:44

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 16:37

We’ve shaken off the worst two.

That’ll do for now.

You think Harry and Meghan are worse than Andrew?

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 17:05

Right. I’ll correct it snail.

We’ve shaken off two of the worst three.

One to go….

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 17:07

I do love it when people see things in your post that aren’t there.

It goes without saying about Andrew.

GoonieGang · 04/04/2024 17:17

OohFawnyFawnyFawny · 04/04/2024 16:37

We’ve shaken off the worst two.

That’ll do for now.

Absolutely this 💐

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 04/04/2024 18:11

Apart from the fact that opening (one of your many) homes to the public for a fee is a bit vulgar, this commercialisation puts the royal family on a par with businesses offering the stereotypical quaint British tea experience

People have been opening their homes to visitors for a couple of hundred years (there's an example in Pride and Prejudice, altho that was not for the plebs to do, they'd have to be happy with an Open Day for the tenants). Teas make good sense - walk around the place for an hour or two,then sit down,take the weight off your feet and have some tea and nice cakes. Puts you in a good mood for buying souvenirs. and rounds off the day nicely.

I'm sure the RF and all the other peers like the Devonshires and Carnarvons who open their homes will be devastated to hear that it's a bit vulgar, though.

postcard · 04/04/2024 18:37

Serenster · 04/04/2024 14:42

Depending on what the afternoon tea is like, it could actually be good value. You’ll pay between £75 - £110 for just an afternoon tea at one of the popular London hotels (the Ritz, the Dorchester etc)

Good value 😂

The Ritz is £64, yes, I’ve just checked. They serenade you as well.

It’s not my cup of tea, but there’ll be plenty eager to gulp it.

postcard · 04/04/2024 18:39

The Dorchester is £110 or £121 with champagne.

God almighty. I don’t suppose anyone actually pays for themselves in these places.

upinaballoon · 04/04/2024 20:30

Grounds, gardens and exhibitions at Balmoral, £17.50.

CathyorClaire · 04/04/2024 20:33

The Queen Mother would have no need or desire to drink out of a vase, I'm sure. Plenty of glassware.

I think she'd have preferred a vat to either...

CathyorClaire · 04/04/2024 20:45

We’ve shaken off the worst two.

Andrew's still playing dress-up and leading church parade whenever he can get away with it and Henry's supposedly offered to step up for a bit of emergency ribbon cutting while buying himself tin gongs left right and centre

That's not what I'd call shaken off.

GreenClock · 04/04/2024 21:19

CathyorClaire · 04/04/2024 20:33

The Queen Mother would have no need or desire to drink out of a vase, I'm sure. Plenty of glassware.

I think she'd have preferred a vat to either...

That portly pisshead was the ultimate royal grifter.

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 04/04/2024 21:34

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 03/04/2024 14:21

Too far for us and never been up that way. However, should we go there, we will take a peek

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/03/tours-of-parts-of-balmoral-used-by-royals-to-open-for-first-time-for-100

Just taking thread back on track.

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WibblyWobblyJane · 04/04/2024 21:58

@DistinguishedSocialCommentator So which of the properties are you planning to visit this year?

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 04/04/2024 22:39

WibblyWobblyJane · 04/04/2024 21:58

@DistinguishedSocialCommentator So which of the properties are you planning to visit this year?

Undecided but not Scotland, too far,

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OneHeartySnail · 05/04/2024 05:22

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 04/04/2024 18:11

Apart from the fact that opening (one of your many) homes to the public for a fee is a bit vulgar, this commercialisation puts the royal family on a par with businesses offering the stereotypical quaint British tea experience

People have been opening their homes to visitors for a couple of hundred years (there's an example in Pride and Prejudice, altho that was not for the plebs to do, they'd have to be happy with an Open Day for the tenants). Teas make good sense - walk around the place for an hour or two,then sit down,take the weight off your feet and have some tea and nice cakes. Puts you in a good mood for buying souvenirs. and rounds off the day nicely.

I'm sure the RF and all the other peers like the Devonshires and Carnarvons who open their homes will be devastated to hear that it's a bit vulgar, though.

Not to mention the National Trust. Subsidising maintenance by allowing paying visitors and selling tea and cakes!!!! My dear, how awful!!!!!

OneHeartySnail · 05/04/2024 05:26

I did enjoy a family trip to the Tower of London a few years back. Pricy, but entertaining. And I am in favour of maintaining our cultural heritage, even though it could be flattened for very expensive modern alternative uses.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 05/04/2024 08:06

Not to mention the National Trust. Subsidising maintenance by allowing paying visitors and selling tea and cakes!!!! My dear, how awful!!!!

Presses hand to forehead, sinks into chair and calls feebly for smelling salts. Pronounces in shaking voice that it's the end of civilisation as we know it, the royals are opening Balmoral and selling - (pauses) - refreshments.

IsoldeWagner · 05/04/2024 08:08

How vulgar, @MrsDanversGlidesAgain .
I understand that you're shaken.
English Heritage are just as bad and often sell bouncy balls and staplers in their gift shops. Almost faints

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