In case anyone is curious about what Colbert said. If lawyers approved this they should be fired as he definitely presented rumours as facts
"I'm afraid I've got some troubling news about England's Royal Family. The kingdom has been all aflutter by the seeming disappearance of Kate Middleton. Well now, internet sleuths are guessing that Kate's absence may be related to her husband and the future King of England, William, having an affair."
"So, I think we all know who the alleged other woman is. Say it with me: the Marchioness of Chul-mun-duh-lay! What a beautiful name that I'm being told right now that I pronounced incorrectly. It is in fact pronounced 'Chum-lee.' Counterpoint: No, it's not. Learn English, England."
"Now there have been rumours about William and the marching band of chicanery since 2019"
"According to tabloids, back then, when Kate supposedly confronted him about it, he laughed it off, saying there was nothing to it." "Aha! Always a good response when your wife accuses you of cheating. 'Haha! Imagine me having an affair! It is to laugh! It reminds me of a jape: Knock knock, who's there? Oh, it's my illegitimate son. I've ~knocked up~ my mistress!'"
"The Marcus Mumford of Chumbawamba is an old friend of the royals', and she's married to a close friend of William's, David Rocksavage," "Really? Rocksavage? That sounds less like a British noble and more like a musician from The Flintstones."
"Oh sorry, I'm being told it's actually pronounced 'Chum-lee.'"