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The royal family

Did Prince Harry just congratulate himself?!

109 replies

Herewegoagain84 · 12/01/2023 16:31

archewell.com/news/congratulations-prince-harry/

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Mrsjayy · 12/01/2023 18:30

IcedPurple · 12/01/2023 18:25

I had a bit of a giggle at the reference to "The Private Office of The Duke & Duchess of Sussex". They live in California. Their titles have no meaning whatsoever there. So why would they need a 'private office'?

It's a bit like when they talk about their 'Chief of Staff' or 'Global Press Secretary', as though they were high ranking politicians. In reality the 'private office' is that room where we saw Harry juggling outside the window, and all of the above 'staff members' are Meghan with a laptop and a Hermes scarf.

Well private office sounds better than the front room doesn't it😀

Mrsjayy · 12/01/2023 18:32

DogBowlsAreMyWeapon · 12/01/2023 17:40

Tbf, once you’ve told the whole world you massaged cream on to your penis whilst thinking of mummy - saying “well done me” is small fry.

Christ almighty 😳 🤢

Cuppasoupmonster · 12/01/2023 18:33

Omg it’s like David Brent

FayKnights · 12/01/2023 18:33

‘With admiration’ 🤮

Blossomtoes · 12/01/2023 18:35

Cuppasoupmonster · 12/01/2023 18:33

Omg it’s like David Brent

Isn’t it? What a tit he is.

HaveYouSeenNancy · 12/01/2023 18:37

That was definitely written by Meghan. Does anyone remember "I looked at him, and he was just light..." regarding the imaginary man who told her of Africans dancing in the street, like when Mandela was released. Probably controversial, but I think a lot of The Spare was written by Meghan too.

They are so embarrassing.

Fushiadreams · 12/01/2023 18:38

I suspect as he’s getting his arse handed to him globally this is meghans way of standing by her man and trying to give him a boost.

unfortunately it’s written in the most toe curling , cap doffing language ever.

sadly for Meghan we know it’s her, as they now run archewell themselves and do their own pr. harry is prob sitting beside her agreeing with it,

the private office thing is barshit, they don’t have a public one 😂

HisRoyalWhineness · 12/01/2023 18:39

But who wrote this - I thought all the staff had been told to leave left?

Fushiadreams · 12/01/2023 18:39

Love they are still determinedly still using their titles though…😂

Kateforqueen · 12/01/2023 18:39

Fushiadreams · 12/01/2023 18:38

I suspect as he’s getting his arse handed to him globally this is meghans way of standing by her man and trying to give him a boost.

unfortunately it’s written in the most toe curling , cap doffing language ever.

sadly for Meghan we know it’s her, as they now run archewell themselves and do their own pr. harry is prob sitting beside her agreeing with it,

the private office thing is barshit, they don’t have a public one 😂

@Fushiadreams she is staying so quiet, I'd say she's mortified!

Fushiadreams · 12/01/2023 18:40

Kateforqueen · 12/01/2023 18:39

@Fushiadreams she is staying so quiet, I'd say she's mortified!

This congrats thing is her tnough, nothing goes on that website with their approval, so she’s just broken cover with this shite ..

EarringsandLipstick · 12/01/2023 18:42

as the world finally hears your story in your words.

Is it mandatory to use this sentence in every piece of writing, interview & website update?

I'm going to scream if I hear them say it one more time. 😤

Patineur · 12/01/2023 18:42

Off the point, but does anyone else wonder why he chose that photo for the front cover of the book? It really emphasises how close together his eyes are.

Mrsjayy · 12/01/2023 18:44

I don't understand their egos and lack of self awareness how does that happen?

Stiginthedump · 12/01/2023 18:45

Obviously Meghan, I can even hear her voice when I read it, cringe.

SugarCookieMonster · 12/01/2023 18:47

Patineur · 12/01/2023 18:42

Off the point, but does anyone else wonder why he chose that photo for the front cover of the book? It really emphasises how close together his eyes are.

I think the cover is meant to bring to mind his time in the army. The sandy background and army style T-shirt. It reminds me of Ant Middleton’s book cover.

Plus they wanted his face on every millimetre so us common folk don’t get confused and know which one to buy 😂

StormzyinaTCup · 12/01/2023 18:50

😂How farcical this all is.

Another Oh Dear:

ARCHEWELL

Our mission at Archewell is to drive systemic, cultural change—one act of compassion at a time. We believe that compassion is at the core of all culture and connection in this world. It shows up in all of our interactions with people and enriches our lives and the lives of those around us.”

“To us, compassion means more than the dictionary definition. It means listening with open ears to the suffering and celebrations of communities and people beyond ourselves. It means taking the time to understand their perspectives, experiences and needs based on what they say, rather than assuming what they need. It means uplifting diverse voices and giving a platform to people to share their stories. It means taking that newfound understanding and empathy and channeling it into action for people who need it the most.”

“Each time someone conducts an act of compassion—whether it’s mentoring a young woman or holding space for someone having a difficult day—our world becomes a better place,” the note continued. “Compassion is at the core of everything we do. We hope you’ll join us in building a better world, one act of compassion at a time.”

Legrandetraitor · 12/01/2023 18:50

IcedPurple · 12/01/2023 18:25

I had a bit of a giggle at the reference to "The Private Office of The Duke & Duchess of Sussex". They live in California. Their titles have no meaning whatsoever there. So why would they need a 'private office'?

It's a bit like when they talk about their 'Chief of Staff' or 'Global Press Secretary', as though they were high ranking politicians. In reality the 'private office' is that room where we saw Harry juggling outside the window, and all of the above 'staff members' are Meghan with a laptop and a Hermes scarf.

This comment has properly killed me I can’t stop laughing

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 12/01/2023 18:53

I, without snide, feel desperately sorry for him. Do I think he should have written the book? No, probably not. He should have continued with therapy and left the book alone for a good 5 years.

But I do think he is extremely damaged, has had zero parenting (I include Diana in this) and is clearly deep in the middle of extensive therapy. His therapist(s) are probably, currently sitting with their heads in their hands.

I don’t get the hate.

sydneysunset · 12/01/2023 18:53

The Private Office of The Duke & Duchess of Sussex

Priceless! 😂

Blossomtoes · 12/01/2023 18:54

Oh Lord, it gets better. This was just before Christmas.

On Friday, the Archewell team including The Archewell Foundation, Archewell Audio and Archewell Productions gathered to celebrate the holidays and participate in This Is About Humanity’s annual Holiday Party for Reunified Families represented by Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Led by The Archewell Foundation, the company organized holiday gifting for over 30 reunified and refugee families. This Is About Humanity creates a community of allies and advocates dedicated to raising awareness about separated and reunified families and children at the U.S.-Mexican border.

Helping reunified families while alienating your own.

Kateforqueen · 12/01/2023 18:56

Blossomtoes · 12/01/2023 18:54

Oh Lord, it gets better. This was just before Christmas.

On Friday, the Archewell team including The Archewell Foundation, Archewell Audio and Archewell Productions gathered to celebrate the holidays and participate in This Is About Humanity’s annual Holiday Party for Reunified Families represented by Immigrant Defenders Law Center. Led by The Archewell Foundation, the company organized holiday gifting for over 30 reunified and refugee families. This Is About Humanity creates a community of allies and advocates dedicated to raising awareness about separated and reunified families and children at the U.S.-Mexican border.

Helping reunified families while alienating your own.

@Blossomtoes I hoped he told the poor families how embarrassed he was of his free home in the UK, Nottingham cottege 🙄

Beautiful3 · 12/01/2023 19:06

🤮

IcedPurple · 12/01/2023 19:09

Legrandetraitor · 12/01/2023 18:50

This comment has properly killed me I can’t stop laughing

It's classic, isn't it? Like little kids playing at dress up Dook and Dookess.

They even 'announced' their daughter's birth with a ditsy little coronet.

They absolutely love all those trappings of royalty, don't they?

MsFogi · 12/01/2023 19:10

So cringe - either they wrote it themselves or they 'instructed' whatever is left of the staff at Archwell to write it. Either way it is hideous.
Although more hideous is the whole system of American charitable foundations that are pretty much set up to channel funds to people who are already rich whilst giving the illusion of being charitable.

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