Audio book clip!

[porpy]

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LOL

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I was just trying to work out how to post this! Hilarious! And I say that as someone who feels some empathy towards him. He’s always had a sense of humour though so I’m sure he’s very aware of what he’s doing here

I lost it when he said todger 🤣

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Love the username 🤣🥶

@porpy I couldn't believe it was available ha!

Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂

Please add that to the book club thread 😂 this steaming pile of shite has been described at 'extremely well written and highly literary' ❄️ 🐛

Oh my God is this actually a real.clip 😱😂

Yep very much real lol

Bizarre!

Please add that to the book club thread 😂 this steaming pile of shite has been described at 'extremely well written and highly literary' ❄️ 🐛

Oh please do this😂 it's also been described as 'a work of historical importance'😂

Oh please do this😂 it's also been described as 'a work of historical importance'😂

@StormzyinaTCup 😂 yep, it's right up there with the Domesday book, Magna Carta, Tyndale's English bible

Ugh. Its put me right off my chocolate mini roll. 🤮

I don't like the fact that it felt like his Mum was in the room with him when he was creaming his todger 😂

The words are horrible and he reads them dreadfully, too. There's just nothing redeeming about it, or him, at all.

Revolting!

Elizabeth Arden surely can't be happy. Mind you, maybe people will be rushing out to buy Harry's cock cream 🤢

His voice gives me the ick totally @MarshaMelrose. Bleeeurgh!

@ArseInTheDogBowl - I know it bonkers😂 I was thinking more Adrian Mole than Magna Carter😂

Carta autocorrect boo boo

Elizabeth Arden todger cream

Harrys cock cream. 😳 😂😂😂 🤢🤮

Off to find todger cream memes...

www.vogue.co.uk/beauty/article/queen-elizabeth-arden-eight-hour-cream/amp

It has the royal warrant! 😂

Oh so it’s used by other ahem members of the royal family

Todger cream