Audio book clip!

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LOL

Bloody hell, its basically just expensive Vaseline!
Perhaps that was why Kate flinched at sharing her tube, she had a mental image of Harry slathering his todger with it!

Great every time I go to Boots now and see the Elizabeth Arden merch, I'm going to get mental images of Harold's oscillating penis. 😳

Cheers mate 👍🏻🤢

I do hope though whoever is in charge of Elizabeth Ardens social media mocks up "HRH Frozen Rejuvenation Penis Cream" ..."for when your todger has been frozen worse than Arendelle, fit for a prince."

Frozen worse than Arendellle 😂

Come to think of it, I don't remember Anna whinging about being the spare 🤔

No she just wanted to build a snowman bless her.

I think Harold however has had enough snow to cover the Alps. 🤔

Stephen Toast (Matt Berry) does a much better job with that same extract

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Matt Berry needs to read all the penis parts plus the shag behind the pub part. He's awesome, and that reading is comedy gold. Incredible that the material is supplied in a supposedly serious book designed to send ripples of hope around the world or whatever nonsense. It's certainly sending ripples - of laughter around my household.

7 million views (and counting) is that more than the actual book sold?

I mean what the fuck was going though his head! How didn't any of the producers or editors or ANYONE, edit this madness?? Or was it too much of a gravy train for them?

I'd like to have someone who has the book to count up how many times he mentions his dick.

I wonder how many times Michelle Obama mentioned her vagina in her memoirs? I'm guessing zero!!

It's crazy! M

Apologies a lot of questions there!

Gosh it's Proust and the madeleines all over again, isn't it? Talk about Recherche le Temps Perdu. 🙄

hes such a weirdo - what’s that film where the man lives with his dead mum ? Psycho ?

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Omg love Matt Berry, this has made my day 🤣🤣

"My cocks been itching like a banshee for the past fort---nIIght"

🤣🤣🤣

Eight Hour cream never did anything for my skin. It has always had a cult following and I expect it's sales will go up after this.

It's just some bait. Surely if it had been bad he would have only followed up with doctors recommendation down there.
To use a commercial cream as good as they are, not the thing to do if it is serious enough

Good old clem fan dango - can almost see him laughing in the booth 😂

Does he hope to make himself sound more attractive by talking about his dick?

The problem is that it doesn't really work for daddy-dependent, intellectually challenged men. It actually makes him sound like a total creep.

Yes, @Wilkolampshade , I have Bet Lynch's look on my face, too.