What’s Prince Andrew doing in the picture?

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Its content is jaw-dropping!
It could shake the monarchy!
Prince Andrew insisted that it not be shared with the public.

Somebody working on the Prince Andrew Newsnight interview took a photograph of Prince Andrew. What on earth could he be doing in it?

Putting on fake hands to conceal his actual sausage fingers.

He's gay, or at very least bi & it's a photo proving that not that it wasn't common knowledge/belief in certain 80s london circles

Photo taken just after a make up artist had powdered his nose?

Possibly?

The
"Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
What are these? " routine?

I don't think that would rock the monarchy though?

This could be it. But how would that be captured in a photo?

Hm plausible

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a photo of him sweating whist snorting cocaine and giving the V’s to a pic of the Queen, thus showing off his horrible red sausage fingers.

I don't think that would rock the monarchy though? Photos of orgies might though 🤔

Yes but it doesn't have to be gay or bi orgies does it. I also doubt he had an orgy at the filming of news night.

@Ontomatopea

My reply was semi tongue in cheek, but I do remember the rumours & have friends directly involved who confirmed the rumours & they've been honest about other situations that probably sound equally as bonkers, so who knows

Sitting in a (golf) buggy enjoying a sausage roll and a Fruit Shoot?

It sounds like this might be it. I hope his fingers will be purple, like in the original.

there’s every chance that we will actually find out what is really in the picture, so someone on this thread could actually win it.

There won’t be any prizes, though. Except smugness (the greatest prize of all).

Hilarious thread.

What would actually rock the monarchy though?

I assume the photographer is aware of tampon gate/fake sheik and toe suckling, coke and nazi salutes.

Non of that has rocked the monarchy.

What photo could be taken when Andrew knew there were cameras and strangers in his home?? With his daughter present.

I don't buy the arm around waist/Beatrice,no one believes that's a lie.

I'm thinking someone going to find Andrew and he's slumped in a cupboard with heroin paraphernalia.

Would that rock the monarchy and make me drop my cornflakes? No.

A small slave following him around?

A whipping man in his dressing room getting a flogging for him from the Queen?

Perhaps a photo of Andrew in the thick of it,at an orgy? Causally on display like a family pic. Seen whilst filming newsnight?

Perhaps a photo of Andrew in the thick of it,at an orgy? Causally on display like a family pic. Seen whilst filming newsnight?

Well apparently he didn't see anything odd in the disturbing artwork on display in Epstein's mansion so it's entirely possible.

OTOH I'm sure I've seen reports he's been observed watching endless porn to fill his empty days so maybe it involves a shot of him glued (ick) to 'Debbie Does Dallas'?

Just revisiting this thread to see if we now know what was in the picture? Any updates?

Had forgotten this. Thanks for the reminder.

Right about now would seem to be a good time for it to drop but I think they might wait until the film(s?) is released later this year.

There's a film? About Prince Andrew in pizza express?

Thanks also for reviving thread I thought I had imagined that there was a shocking picture somewhere.

Not even then.

There's a film? About Prince Andrew in pizza express?

Amazon appear to be doing one about the Newsnight interview which might involve Pizza Express. I thought there might also be another in production but not entirely sure.

My Prime subscription's just renewed so I'll be keeping an eye out for it.

Ah. Here we go.

Netflix also in on the act with 'Scoop'

Michael Sheen and Ruth Wilson to star in Prince Andrew Newsnight drama | Television | The Guardian

Photo of him with Lord Porchester with love from Dad written on it?

CathyorClaire - Reading that article it sounds like the drama is focusing more on Emily Maitlis' career leading up to the interview. Can't believe it was 4 years ago.