What’s Prince Andrew doing in the picture?

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Its content is jaw-dropping!
It could shake the monarchy!
Prince Andrew insisted that it not be shared with the public.

Somebody working on the Prince Andrew Newsnight interview took a photograph of Prince Andrew. What on earth could he be doing in it?

Transforming into a lizard 🦎

I might make that my screensaver. Is Phil Mitchell (on the far left) in the original or has he been superimposed?

If it was during the interview I can't see it being much more than touching someone's bottom. Surely he wouldn't have been caught with a rolled up twenty up his nose? That would be careless!

The most likely is adjusting his wig. But then would that really rock the royal family?

It sounds as if it's a really bad photo to me ( but this article I read was in the mail !)
Not anything frivolous.

Watching porn on his phone

I think the pp that said that Diana is in the background probably has it.

I would struggle to swallow my cornflakes as normal if it turned out to be that (… and, of course, if I happened to be eating cornflakes at the time when I first saw it). Tbf, it would be both jaw-dropping and would shake the Royal Family. I think it must be that.

Whatever it is will anyone be actually shocked or surprised?

I don’t think so, we already know he’s an absolute horror.

Don’t you mean, ‘tractors’?

… with his forked tongue sticking out to capture a fly.

Wait a minute … THAT’S why he can’t sweat. David Icke always turns out to be right.

I don't believe that Diana is alive.
I doubt anyone could have kept that quite for nearly twenty five years! Plus why show up for that interview there with him ?
Maybe an illegitimate child of his dads in the background, but then we wouldn't knew who they were anyway!
No, it's probably drugs. I doubt he would hit on anyone before going on to say how innocent he was all along.

Picking his nose

You can only imagine. Poor Queen.

I can’t shake the feeling that Fergie must be involved, somehow. Fergie thinks that he’s wonderful!

Must be bad because we're being fed constant articles about Meghan to take attention away from it 🙄

I reckon he's dressed up as a Teddy shagging one of his bears 🤣🤣🤣

He was reading the Daily Mail while swigging Irn Bru straight out the can.

Giving himself a right good spray of Lynx Africa before he went on air.

James Hewitt collecting his monthly cheque?

Liz doing her own hoovering?

Meghan being nice and normal?

Do you mean like when the Queen and Paddington tapped out the rhythm to ‘We Will Rock You’ on china teacups?

Perhaps it was Paddington giving him one of his stares.

He took Beatrice with him to the interview did he not?

I think maybe some jovial photo that is totally inappropriate in the circumstances

Hitler impression?

Flicking the Vs at a portrait of Camilla.

Call me immature but this made me LOL

Boner is funny !!
Maybe he sent ' dick pics' to someone and it went to the wrong person ?

Have not read the whole thread but think doing drugs or smoking stuff, definitely something along those lines .

Mocking the queen