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The royal family

Would it really be so impossible for Harry to get a job?

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thebabessavedme · 10/03/2021 10:17

Seriously, He has had an Eton and University education, He must have an incredible contacts file Grin Could he really not have found some suitable employment to help fund his family without resorting to reality tv? I'm thinking maybe Bonhams/Southerbys as an art expert sort of gig (with training obvs) Give himself a pupose in life?, a reason to get up in morning? No more need for dads money?

A few of them do seem to have jobs, so why not him?

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toffeebutterpopcorn · 14/03/2021 14:54

He really ought to have worked harder at school and studied finance or something like that...

Wehaveanunderstanding · 14/03/2021 15:15

Loyalty, discretion and stability are traits valued by most employers. Sadly, I’m not sure if Harry would fit that profile right now........

To be fair it depends on what you are being encouraged to be discreet about.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 14/03/2021 15:17

He had to leave the military because he wouldn’t have passed the exams to move up the ranks

Ouch Grin

I think the RF claimed that he was desperate to serve with "the lads" and that only being prevented from continuing on the front line caused him to leave, but let it pass ...

Had to smile about the pilot thing though. Last time I was there, they were doing fewer of the coach-based "Homes of the Stars" tours; the mugs had worked out that you can't see anything, so were going by helicopter instead.
Maybe he could run those ...?

JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows · 14/03/2021 15:22

Maybe they could sell Scentsy or Avon? Apparently ambassadors can make up to $20,000 a month Wink

partyatthepalace · 14/03/2021 15:34

Why would he need or want a job?

The only way he can make the money he needs is by building his profile through charity work, and earning money through making content, public speaking and endorsements.

What else would he do?!

GoLightlyontheEarth · 14/03/2021 15:38

What’s he going to speak about? Banging on about Diana is going to become very tiresome after a while. He has nothing to offer apart from his poor me narrative or more lecturing everyone on how they should live.

the80sweregreat · 14/03/2021 15:43

Harry could have his own after shave brands.
Men's grooming / beard oil etc. the celebs like a nice bottle of perfume or after shave.

partyatthepalace · 14/03/2021 15:57

@GoLightlyontheEarth

What’s he going to speak about? Banging on about Diana is going to become very tiresome after a while. He has nothing to offer apart from his poor me narrative or more lecturing everyone on how they should live.
@GoLightlyontheEarth

Environment, animal charities, mental health, volunteering, mentorship of young people, yada - as long as they manage their brand well - and she is smart so they probably will, people will pay to hear him speak. I wouldn’t, but people will. They will make plenty of money.

the80sweregreat · 14/03/2021 15:59

Mental health he knows lots about ( which is a sad thing to say , but it's true :(
I'm sure doors might open for them , but I don't think it'll be easy.

BoreOfWhabylon · 14/03/2021 16:04

There's an opening on C4 SAS Who Dares Wins, now that Ant Middleton has been booted off.

More seriously, he was at one time very keen to work with wildlife protection in Africa. I think he would have been good at that.

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 14/03/2021 16:07

Harry could play himself in the Crown. Ditto Meghan.

They could be scriptwriters for the show too. The promise of a big reveal of the secret Royal racist would ramp up audience figures.

Would they be able to play themselves convincingly though?

Teentitansonloop · 14/03/2021 16:12

After dinner speaking is very lucrative, TV producer, talk show host, presenter. Also Meghan will be able to earn mega bucks now that she is a household name.

I don't think they'll be skint, put it that way.

GoLightlyontheEarth · 14/03/2021 16:20

Talk show host? Presenter? I cannot see him doing these things. He isn't a great speaker . I just can't see it. She could do those things, but I can't see it being something he'd be any good at.

Teentitansonloop · 14/03/2021 16:39

I'm sure he could read from a script, plus being a brit over then, neve mind a royal, would definitely allow him to to get away with a lot. Actually I could see him on Saturday Night Live. His sketch with the Queen for the invictus games was quite funny.

Teentitansonloop · 14/03/2021 16:40

They could open a chain of restaurants or British Theme Pubs Smile

NuclearDH · 14/03/2021 16:46

I wonder if Meghan has political ambitions.....senate, etc? So Harry could help with campaigning, maybe be her secretary?

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 14/03/2021 17:19

It wasn't that long ago that Harry was a husky, vibrant sort of a man, going on expeditions in extreme environments with wounded servicemen and women and setting up the Invictus Games. He was in his element. Now he seems to have lost his sparkle.

I would like to see him living 'more authentically' as Meghan might put it. He should play to his endurance strengths and physicality rather than just being a Meghan acolyte. Perhaps he could organise a survival type competition for Netflix with vets from the US and the UK.

Now that Meghan's got her voice back, the two of them should concentrate on Harry getting his joie de vivre back!

Truelymadlydeeplysomeonesmum · 14/03/2021 17:33

@OutwiththeOutCrowd

Harry could play himself in the Crown. Ditto Meghan.

They could be scriptwriters for the show too. The promise of a big reveal of the secret Royal racist would ramp up audience figures.

Would they be able to play themselves convincingly though?

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Snugglepiggy · 14/03/2021 20:24

Well if he's sat in his 9 bathroomed,multi bathroomed, multi acre estate contemplating their 'compassion ' and need to be philanthropic and save the environment there are plenty of projects right under their nose.Watching Simon Reeves America just now and the state of living in the 'Golden' state of California -shocking.However there would have been plenty to do here in the UK too.Just not multi million deals with Netflix etc.

CrabPuff · 14/03/2021 21:06

Meghan is a great public speaker - you might not like what she says as she is from California and her vernacular doesn’t necessarily gel with the British mindset - but she has confidence, beauty and charisma. If they had a slightly better speech writer she could earn the extra they need and he can provide income from his investments (I think £10m invested in the 90s would be just fine thank you very much - at least double and more like triple to £30m).

If they can be a team in terms of Harry providing a basic (huge to everyone else but bills covering) income and cuddling Archie - and I think he has always been fabulous with other people’s kids and is evidently besotted with his own; Meghan can do what she does well. She speaks beautifully, she suits American audiences and she has a drive to make money.

They could also live somewhere a bit smaller if they wanted to save a few million. They may have turned down that farm in Herefordshire they were offered but a six bedroom place won’t kill them.

They have options. They have different skills that could compliment each other. Archie would have a lovely time with Harry. They just have to cut their cloth. We all do.

Truelymadlydeeplysomeonesmum · 14/03/2021 21:39

I think they were going to get their income from public speaking and appearances. It pays a lot in America apparently. Then the pandemic hit and everything got cancelled. The Oprah interview was clearly done to make them more relevant again and bring in some work.

Lockdownbear · 14/03/2021 21:44

They just have to cut their cloth. We all do

You've given me a giggle with that one🤑. The wannabe Princess cut her cloth? That's not on Meghans agenda - who would pay her security bill?

CrabPuff · 14/03/2021 21:55

She has to! If they don’t make enough money they have to adjust their spending or go broke and she really won’t like broke (we none of us do...). They are financially independent now - taking her at face value.

Harry pays her security bill with his inherited gazillions. If she wants to play with the Clooneys, she has to make Clooney cash! She is in a good position to monetise herself. Irrespective of one’s view on her personally, whether you want her to succeed or fail, as an American woman who had a reasonably successful career - she was no Angelina Jolie - true - but a repeating character in a show that ran for a good number of seasons, she has married a wealthy, famous man who adores her and can afford to fund a big house and the bills. She can profit from the rest of it in America. With hard work and skilled PR.

The UK press isn’t crazy about her but they’re in the states now!

user1477391263 · 14/03/2021 23:32

Personally I think Charles and/or the Queen should fund his security permanently. Its not his fault he was born to the most famous royal couple in the family, and his tours in Afghanistan have made him even more of a target.

I actually agree totally with this. It's really not his fault that he has a security target painted on his back. Either the state or someone in the RF should pay for the family's security.

Other than that, he should be on his own.

Personally, I think it would have been better if he had discussed his unhappiness with the RF and used the family's Commonwealth connections to get the family settled somewhere where Harry could have used his army type skills to learn wildlife conservation work like tracking and tagging animals. Megs could have moved into the media side of this, creating wildlife and nature documentaries about what was being done. It would have been easier to discreetly keep the press discreetly at bay, esp if we are talking somewhere like South Africa where wealthy people have so much security and seclusion anyway that it's going to be easier to keep the media at arm's length without making it super obvious that that is what is being done.

That said, this plan presupposes that the pair of them would have been OK with listening to others, taking advice and compromising. Megs in particular would have had to have been OK with not living in California and being a mega media star. She might have decided she was OK with this, or she might not.

Lockdownbear · 15/03/2021 07:56

I think Charles and Queen probably would have paid the security bills if they'd compromised. The feeling I have is they weren't willing to compromise. They could see disaster coming.

Can you imagine any multi billionaire.

OK Son, you don't want to work in the Family Firm making soup, its boring. You want to go it alone.
Hmmm How are you going to support your family?
Dad I'm going to go into business in television, internet telly!
But Son you know nothing about telly production.
Dad my wife knows, it will be really good we can do this and that, it will be really exciting!
Ok Son can give me a viable business model I'll support you until you are established.

No viable business model was provided. Other than a celebrity chef program using the family secret soup recipes. And a few ideas for other programs with no market research etc.
Sorry Son I will not support you giving away the family secret soup recipes. Not sure that you have thought this through. I'm not prepared to support this proposal.

And then the son stamped his feet and went to go it alone thinking Daddy would fold and bail him out.

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